Retarded Plant?

Question

I have this ugly primrose growing in a pot in my house. I don't know why I still want it to live, but recently some strange crusty orange spots have appeared on its pot. I'm afraid this gay thing is going to give me some disease. I don't know if I should just chuck it in the garbage or burn it. It was a gift from some Mormon acquaintances and I was wondering if maybe they are trying to give me an illness. Does anyone know what those crusty things are? I'm ready to throw it at those people’s house.

Answer 1

I think you should burn it on their lawn. I hear they are into that kind of stuff. Jurassic Park rocks immediately!!!

Answer 2

Yeah. Those Mormons are real killers. Every time you hear about a terrorist bombing or a serial killer, it's always Mormon-related, ain't it?

I think the plant has already diseased your brain. I can see no way to recover besides getting real. Some primroses naturally have orange spots. Perhaps it is the growth of the flower that's upsetting you. Buy yourself a dead plant and water it. This way, you can remain frustrated with the world and take it out on something too far gone to care.

Have a nice day! =)

Answer 3

I would be vewy vewy afwaid... get a shotgun... shoot squarely at the pot... if dirt flies out, they are indeed trying to kill you... run... very fast and very far from this plant. Call the authorities... ALL OF THEM...the National Guard too... they'll know what to do.

Answer 4

u got it...throw it away ASAP. I read somewhere that primrose with orangy spots is cursed. It is believed it sumons demons from the depths of earth. Rest is ur call.

Answer 5

Those orange spots are fungus. It will take a while, but eventually the plant will die.

Answer 6

throwing it at someones house would be funny, but i suggest not doing it.:) if i were you i would burn it just because i like burning things.

Answer 7

It's most likely just a fungus, wont do you harm, you should try eating it and see if it's a cure for something...like retardation