please don't say "you are already answering questions" or anything that has to do with yahoo or the internet. My friends are all either sick, have their sister coming in from college or something like that.
2007-02-09 10:02:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Call your aunt, she is lonely
2007-02-09 10:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by metoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On
their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and
tries to be reassuring.
My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and
you berry fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting
you wan, I do anyting - juss ask...Anytin yoo wan.
Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and unsure, "I wan try someping I have hear
about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ... "Yoo
wan... Beef wiff Broccori?
2007-02-09 18:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to gotlaughs.com. It's hilarious. Or take interesting quizzes at blogthings. Make a blog. Go to Aolradio.com, you can listen to XM Satellite Radio, 170 commercial free stations for free.
2007-02-09 18:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by markbigmanabell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see a movie. Do something that gets you out of the house.
2007-02-09 18:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im bored 2
2007-02-09 18:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by cute_as_a_boot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me too. Why not read a book? Or take a nap? A nap sounds really really nice right now.
2007-02-09 18:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me 2...listen 2 music...go out sum where...do wateva 2 make u fell unbored(i noe its not a word)
2007-02-09 18:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kedah<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ME TOO! I was just talking to my friend on Y!Messenger but she started ANNOYING me....then I just appeared offline to her...wait....maybe she is reading this right now...OH NO!
2007-02-09 18:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by i gave up 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rearrange your DVD collection by alphabetical order...oh yeah..let the good times roll..
2007-02-09 18:06:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i was going to tell you go to www.bored.com it has lots of things to do when you are bored but it an Internet thing so i don't know wat to tell you
2007-02-09 18:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by timsbabe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋