Please only bother to reply if it is something that is going to make me laugh. I don't want to hear about your mother dying... unless of course this event was in some way comical).
2007-02-09 09:32:28 · 9 answers · asked by Richard H 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
yesterday i locked my keys in another office and there was no one else in with keys to unlock the door.
i fashioned a device using a big stick and a coat hanger and spend about an hour trying to retrieve the keys.
every time i got a 'hook' on them they kept falling off and it was so ******* annoying!
it must have taken 200 attempts but i got them in the end!!!!!!!!
2007-02-09 09:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, it was the timing of my birth. I've been late all my life, I had my own reserved space in the late line at school for crying out loud. However, I had to be early when I was born, didn't I? I couldn't hang on another 22 measley hours.
Let me explain, had I been born 22 hours later than I was then my mother would have had a hat trick. All three of us would have been born on feast days. My brother is most definitely a fool (1st April), no one will argue that my sister is a grouse (12th August), however, the best I can blooming well do is that I'm ... almost ... nearly ... not quite ... a sweetheart (13th February ... NOT the 14th) and THAT is the most annoying thing that's ever happened to me.
2007-02-09 09:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it wont make you laugh (sorry) but the most annoying thing is when I try to ask a question and people don't let you finish before they decide they know what you were going to say and but in! Had this 3 times today so I turned the tables on them and guess what? They didn't like it either!
2007-02-09 09:39:03 · answer #3 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea, i'm getting that plenty. For the first time EVER my mom very last three hundred and sixty 5 days requested me if i became seeing someone. i became taken aback reason my mom not in any respect requested me that non-public of a question. I reassured her i wasn't gay and did not have that on my innovations even nonetheless I did. that's type of a demonstration so that you are able to. I have a tendency to imagine of it as a praise. in case you've been grotesque, and did not have something going for you human beings does not ask. i assume human beings see you as someone who ought to haven't any situation looking a mate and assume you to have one. I word that's those who're in relationships that question me that. I not in any respect get requested why i'm unmarried by technique of a unmarried man or woman except it really is a first date. Which by technique of how is a poor element to ask on a first date. I often reply by technique of telling them I hate Jesus in basic terms to scare them away.
2016-11-26 20:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
20 years ago, I was a part-time college lecturer. During the summer, I had to claim the dole (technically unemployed) and, when I went down to sign on, the young man behind the counter was one of my previous students. I remembered that I had said to him (and others) that a good education was essential if you were to avoid having to go on the dole!
He and I both pretended not to know each other every two weeks for 6 weeks. Wherever you are now, young man, thanks for that!
2007-02-09 10:07:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at my local Tesco waiting in a long queue to fill up with diesel, when this old dear just pulled in front of everyone and pushed in - several people were annoyed, and I apparently lost it, and was shouting and screaming at her - my sister who was with me at the time said I was like Lee Evans gesticulating to this woman, who was so frightened of everyone having a go she got in her car and went!
I feel so ashamed of myself now, but I must have had PMT!
2007-02-09 09:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my youth - getting caught in the act on the lounge floor by BF's mother!!! Horrified at the time but hysterically funny now!!!! Think I may have lost some underwear also..........
2007-02-12 17:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by Suzie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Other people whi have never seen before in my life bossing me around and telling me where to stand on the tube!!
2007-02-09 09:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
birth its been down hill since them
2007-02-09 09:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋