incase my wife comes home early? She's too fat to fit under the bed.
2007-02-09 09:08:19 · 17 answers · asked by waxingtheturtle2 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
definitely not in the fridge or the food pantry
2007-02-09 09:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by J T 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stuff her into your pants. Or slip her out the backdoor. Do you have a garage? If you live in an apartment, you can just shove her into the closet on your side. What if your wife doesn't leave though? Dang, that's a tough one. LOL The best place is right out in open though, have her bring some kind of sample product so she can pretend she is a salesperson. Preferably have some experience about the product, like magazines or you can say she is taking a poll so she can just come out of the bathroom and tell your wife this lady was knocking frantically on the front door and said she had to pee. But that will only work once. I suggest you go to your gf's place.
2007-02-09 17:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hide her in the dumpster by saying that she (your girlfriend)is too fat you don't care at all about where you hide her and don't think much of her to begin with so throw her in the trash or.... if she was just leaving as your wife came in you could say she is your massage technician....
2007-02-09 17:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by Arthur Richards of Kent 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol you are too funny. What do you mean hide her you need to dump her and let her go for good and work on your marriage with your wife and forget all about your fat girlfriend.
2007-02-09 17:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sneak her out the back door or tell your wife and tell your girlfriend and dude watch Jonh Tucker Must Die
2007-02-09 17:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by amrischi43 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laundry room
2007-02-09 17:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by happyblonde 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if your wife doesn't do laundry, putyour girlfriend next to the washer under a sheet, and tell her it is all your dirty clothes.
2007-02-09 17:17:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha thats horrible
2007-02-09 17:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by amber j 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fat women are like mopeds, they're both fun to ride until a friend sees you !
Maybe you could throw a blanket over her and tell the wife you got a new overstuffed bean bag.
2007-02-09 17:12:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
If you know its risky dont bring her home. Pony up some cash and get a room or do it in your car someplace.
2007-02-09 17:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by mypassions4life 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋