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but they seem to be indigestable and just crawl out the other end,
now ihave moles all over the flat and a basilisk with bowel problems CAN ANYONE HELP !!!!!!

2007-02-09 09:01:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

8 answers

Guess the mints didn't work. Try pepto bismol.

2007-02-09 11:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by Tori M 4 · 0 0

I've been in those kind of situations. Here's what I did (it helped): I captured the moles and then grinded them to a very fine, mushy mass. Added few herbs in that (can't tell which herbs, secret, sory!) and fed the basilisk with it. And it worked - the basilisk ate it all up, even made that sound - you know, that sound they make when something is absolutey de-li-ci-ous! The herbs did all the work on the bowels and - everyone were happy (except for the moles, but who cares!). Try this, friend - it helps. For all other info on basilisk care, call 1-800-MYSPECIALPET

2007-02-09 12:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by Uros I 4 · 0 0

well first, you need a talking hat, and a bird that can heal any wound, just in case. then, go into your bathroom, and unless you happen to be able to talk to snakes, take a big hammer and smash everything to bits. once that's done, go through the passage and beat up an arrogant megalomaniac (who'll be at the other end) with the big hammer. everything should work out fine. failing that, get your basilisk to round up the moles, have them for tea (they go great with something that covers up their natural taste) and take the basilisk to the vet.

2007-02-10 03:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by whynothugsomeone 3 · 0 0

Look for a snake on a sink faucet, speak parseltongue, and go into the CHAMBER OF SECRETS. Then defeat Tom Riddle, and kill the basilisk with a sword that hits you on the head, and that came from a talking hat...

2007-02-09 09:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by Chrissy 3 · 1 1

Sounds like the beginnings of a great country-western song. Do you own a guitar?

2007-02-09 12:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

obviously it has a complex or the moles would b
doing stone impressions,,,
normally I would recommend therapy,,,,
however in this case to save the poor thing the trauma
of going into therapy try
threatening it with a cork.....

2007-02-09 09:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by farshadowman 3 · 1 1

Buy a python. It'll eat them both.

2007-02-09 09:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by Khalin Ironcrow 5 · 0 1

yes, get yourself a few dementors to sort it out, and the boa constrictor, of course.

2007-02-09 09:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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