can i get an aaaaaaahhh for my nuts?
just had a vasectomy and they're BLOODY SORE!
2007-02-09 08:18:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Ouch!
Just noticed your name... Toolbox... just with less tools now, huh? LOL
Hope you feel better soon. :)
2007-02-09 08:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sorry you really must be a wimp. Even if it is a bit sore it hardly compares to giving birth.
I actively encourage vasectomy as a terminal method of contraception. (i.e. when your family is finally complete) and comments like yours scare the more delicate among males off the procedure.
It is minor, seldom produces any real problems either in the short or the long term. It is also only fair that us males finally do a bit of the work and take the responsibility for once, after freeloading for the rest of the sexual relationship!
2007-02-10 09:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Frank 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know exactly how it feels. Had mine done about 20 years ago and can still remember. All i can suggest is do as your doctor says and dont do what I did and picked something up that was heavy and split the stitches. A reasonably strong painkiller should help along with very supportive underwear. Just think how it will be in a couple of weeks time.
2007-02-09 16:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by hharry_m_uk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor you the Dr didn't put it in a cast ??? :-)
Only hurts for a couple days A lot cheaper than babies at $250,000 ea
Cheaper than buying condoms, easier than hearing no cause you forgot to buy condoms.
The real hurt will begins in a couple days when the hair starts to grow back
I forgot about the hurt from the cuts, the hair growing back, I never forgot and that was almost 40 years ago
2007-02-09 16:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had one back in '77. Both ends of the tubes were burned off so they don't grow back. When I came home, I put on a pair of speedos and an ice pack between my legs (Friday). Saturday, I went to my in-laws for a cook out. Laid out on Sunday and went back to my DESK JOB on Monday. Best $220 I ever spent!
As far as the hair shaving, my wife LOVED it and I've been bald ever since...scrotum and base of my penis (I shave every 2-3 days while showering).
2007-02-09 16:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I retreive you a package of frozen peas to sit upon?
I would provide greater sympathy but I feel you got off easy. Try pregnancy and childbirth guy! And I am sure you had drugs to boot.
2007-02-09 16:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by his temptress 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nuts, Nuts, Hazelnuts!
2007-02-09 16:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mark D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
2007-02-09 19:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by Speedoguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sore goolies ouch so toolbox has a sore lunch box ouch
2007-02-09 16:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww Poor you mate just relax and try frozen pea it will sooth the pain!
2007-02-10 03:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by Nι¢к єяє 2σσ7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Try some motrin with food.
Also, a cool (not cold) bath may help.
2007-02-09 18:10:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋