I am traumatised. My closest friend has just declared an undying love for Jeremy Kyle.
She has made a scrapbook with 200 pics of him in, and wants me to move to Manchester with her so that we can watch his show being filmed daily.
The scariest part is that she is 28 years old. This is the first time she has developed stalking tendencies.
Should I get the white coat ready for her?
2007-02-09 07:49:53 · 20 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Shout at her in a Jeremy Kyle way...Say "look at you, sitting there, 28yrs old with a scrap book....you need to get a life...get some self respect. If you want to talk our councellor back stage he might be able to help. We here at the Jeremy Kyle show are here to help. We'll be with you every step of the way"
She'll thank you for that. But I'd definately get the white coat out
2007-02-09 07:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by ian r 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I guess.. if white coat doesn't work use black coat. 28 yrs still crazy? I know my friend (she is 22) is willing to give up anything or willing to do anything (even die) to spend time with Mickey Mouse. Mickey is her life even at the age of 22. So.... at 28 ur friend is still in the plot as she is not running for an imaginary character like my friend is doing.
2007-02-09 07:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Galactic_Explorer 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-03 00:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi!
I LMAO at this one!!
It's HILARIOUS!!
You have my sincere sympathies!!
However, I can't help but want to see that scrapbook!! Does she kiss any of the pictures?!! Has she cut any of them into heart shapes?!!
Best of luck with the white coat!
2007-02-09 07:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes definitely a screw loose there,she is a candidate for the nut house,fancy stalking a boring pillock like him.
2007-02-09 08:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Electrocute her in the bath with a toaster or something. If this doesnt cure her nothing will.
2007-02-09 08:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear, I'm assuming this is a joke.
If not then gently guide her towards the doctor.
2007-02-09 07:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
lol thts funny,maybe she likes the way he tells ppl off and puts them straight, go on get her a ticket, when she seen him at his work she myt not like him anymore,... gud luck
2007-02-09 08:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ascetic 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know he doesn't wear any underwear. Get in touch with Mental Health ASAP.
2007-02-09 07:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Welsh girl. 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Get her to the priory asap
2007-02-09 07:52:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋