i am sad and grumpy today.....
2007-02-09 07:29:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's a beautiful day in the neighbor, a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
2007-02-09 07:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I don't actually know what applies to you, so I'll make a list, and you can pick and choose from it, okay?
You don't owe taxes
You have a bed to sleep on
The 70's are over
The 90's are over
Michaels Jackson is still overseas
SIDS is on the decline
There hasn't been another 9-11
Bunnies have ears you can tie in a bow
Cheddar cheese
Carmen Electra
You're not in Iraq
You have two legs
And a computer
Jackass is the funniest stuff ever (can you get pay-per-view?!)
and Read the Jokes Section!
2007-02-09 15:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by Honesty given here! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could use a good laugh?
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived
Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
2007-02-09 15:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sending you some warm sunshine from NJ. and a smile. It'll get better, don''t worry. You have lots and lots of people who care about you and are trying to cheer you up, so that in it self should make you feel at least a little better. Come on, give us a smile, you know you want to do it. . .come on, just a little one? Well I'm pulling for you, Feel better. . .Hugs, Sharon
P.S. misschris' joke up above is wonderful and should really put a smile on your face. and for your info, I don't know her, I just read it and laughed out loud.
2007-02-09 15:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by mouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry - *hug* Things will look better another day.
2007-02-09 15:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a BJ would work, but not from me
2007-02-09 15:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can say that you my friend is gay
2007-02-09 15:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by I_love_Girls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*BIG HUG* xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
I love you!
2007-02-09 15:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YouTube.com my friend.
2007-02-09 15:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Nigel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋