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its p-ssing rain, I'm banned from local pub and live to far from town.
not really in mood for yahoo

2007-02-09 07:24:59 · 48 answers · asked by pepzi_bandit 2 6 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

48 answers

in the words of the classic drifters song --- "Come on over to my place" !!

2007-02-09 07:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 3 4

How about... you sit around the animals.....Look up at the p--ssing rain, think about the fact that you cant go to the local pub and that you are too far from town and write a song about it! Most musicians dont write their own songs you know...

Oh my god, i hate that I live on this farm,
I can feel the f-ck-ng rain drops hitting my arm,
Come here my pet tiger cub,
It really sucks that I cant go to the pub.
I really need to move closer to town,
If I ever have plans of not feeling down.
Let me ask Yahoo! see what they say,
To see if they have any suggestions as to where I can go to play!

2007-02-09 07:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by Johnny Lincoln Park 2 · 0 1

Go see a movie tonight, even if you rent it on cable or direct t.v.
Order out some New Orleans cuisine, or pizza. Read some magazines or write a song about how your monkey must feel all the time not just cause it's raining. Is he depressed like we can get, is it like that everyday for him, missing the woods and other instinctive animals? Write about how there seems to be a whole other concept, world, perhaps universe in your little monkeys head. Or you can just monkey around the house a bit and hit the sack early.
God bless us all...

2007-02-09 07:28:00 · answer #3 · answered by lee f 5 · 0 1

Where are you that it is night? It's 1ish in the afternoon in Colorado! How about writing a letter to someone who'd love to hear from you? Put on a CD you haven't listened to in a looonng time and relax? Invite whoever you'd really like to see from the Pub to visit with you where you are........you'll do great!

2007-02-09 07:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by gayley 3 · 0 0

I have one or two ideas...
Watch tv, shop on the internet, read that cool joke someone else posted, put on a disguise and sneak into the pub, get a life, run around in the rain, look up jokes on the internet, phone your friends (if you have any), get a take-out, go to sleep, prank call people, pamper yourself, begin a diary, learn Chinese, make a photo album, build a chair...
Alternatvely, you could sit on your butt contemplating life.

2007-02-09 07:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0 1

Do you have a boyfriend? There's a whole lot of fun things you can do with a significant other when you're bored and stuck at home.

use your imagination. ; )

If not - you can do the basic stuff - movies - online time-wasting - backing - etc.

Maybe you should teach yourself a new skill... like knitting? You can find "How To" information online, might be worth a shot.

Good Luck

2007-02-09 07:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by SlickNick 2 · 0 1

Call me but you said pub so that means you are likely in the UK. THe problem with the bar or pub is the workers there control the social event eventaully so it's a waste of time because you are not in control of what is going on.

Huggs love.

2007-02-09 07:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

How about a joke:

The jumbo jet is just coming into Person Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom. "This is Capt Johnson. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.

He forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?

Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation.

"Well," says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the huge ****. I'm gonna wine and dine her take her back to my room, and **** her all night."

Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run, dear, he's gotta take a **** first!"

2007-02-09 07:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1 2

Yahoo answers

2007-02-09 10:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 0 1

Well I'm having a drink cos I'm snowed in, listening to music. I'm rather tipsy but all by myself wish someone was here to dance with me!! Aww come on over to my place Tony!

2007-02-09 07:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

do something you have been meaning to do for ages. Like sort out your wardrobe or kitchen cupboards.
Worthwhile and satisfying. Not great for a Friday night but better then the TV at the mo!

2007-02-09 07:30:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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