What would happen to Spiderman if?

Question

Let's say he passed gas. What would come out, and what would that be?

1. Fart

2. spiderweb

I mean think about it really hard, I'm not trying to be gross or anything just curiosity.

Answer 1

thought really hard... now I have a headache..... stinky webbing?


added for mr. cdf-rom; that was not very nice there... not sure how long you have been reading spiderman/comcis... thirty plus years here....... and yes, this question has been asked many times (even before the movies) the reasons you give..to "correct problems" legend...? he did not create his own fluid.... the fluid was from the glands... the glands were a side effect of the bite.. in his arm from the spider...the radioactive one.. why didn't the fluid manifest the way in a "real, non-mutated spiders" that would be most likely due to the creator wanting the character to be taken seriously and not being made a joke of the storyline... ... so.. since it is fictional they had license to, they created it.... peter parker's intellect has always been that of genius... I do believe that the movie was the 1st I have seen him alluded to anything but.... and even in the last movie? "genius but lazy" I think was how his professor refered to him? why he did not market it? he is a super hero! that is not what they do.... marketing for personal gain is NOT what a hero would do...... although that may have been addressed in an alternate what if type comic years ago.. hmmm...

this question is just a funny thought... from someone who might pick up a comic and read it at some point just because of that idea... at least might have if not slammed by pompous little twit who knows all...and ruins the fun of others....

Answer 2

You’re not actually the first person that’s asked about this. But, even in the film, where they corrected some problems with the Spider Man legend (like, if Peter Parker was smart enough to invent his web fluid and web shooters, why didn’t he market them for millions?) they put the web-glands in his arms, because, after all, he’s a spider-like man, not a man-like spider.

10 FEB 07, 0646 hrs, GMT.