I pinched her as she walked by me. She says either I marry her and compensate her by paying one camel and 4goats, or she'll drag me to court.
I personally think she is worth every goat paid, but if I marry her under pressure, will I lose my self esteem?
2007-02-09 06:33:09 · 12 answers · asked by Smutty 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Explain to her that she already has a camel(toe) and try to negotiate the goats down to 2. That way you save face a little and feel like you are getting a bargain. Making a good deal always boosts my self esteem and hopefully will yours as well.
2007-02-09 06:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tregosteevo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Naw go marry her. Tell her daddy to bring the shot gun.
Oh cares about the self esteem man, your losing your girlfriend....the camel. Camels are worth more than the Mrs. Smutty...
2007-02-09 06:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mystie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The punishment for pinching is:
3 whippings
1 cow
14 chickens
5 goats
2007-02-09 06:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Mr. Smutty,
that is not what happen you did more the pinch it and you know it. my lawyer has advised me to ask for more. so now i want 8 goats and three camels and a large Lebanese wedding.
thank you,
Mrs. Smutty aka sodachix
2007-02-09 06:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 06:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by erke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares about self esteem when you can have free goats milk?
2007-02-09 06:41:19 · answer #6 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pay the old goat the camel. What is one cigarett to you, welcher.
2007-02-09 06:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Buy her the goats..
Yup you will probably lose your self-esteem :)
2007-02-09 06:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Shem 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well then if she is worth that much then marry her and then divorce her and get alimony.
2007-02-09 06:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i believe so. just buy her the goats.
2007-02-09 06:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋