It just started happening after I had anal with my girlfriend and her girlfriend. Now I keep waking up with morning wood and my hand in my butt. No, I am not pleasured by anything going near my butt. I am proud to be a man, I love pleasuring women.
2007-02-09 06:17:51 · 15 answers · asked by Sir Riegel 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
In your subconscious, you are sticking your hand up in your mudhole hoping that it might be some other foreign object. The act of penetrating your girlfriend's poop shoot has got your imagination spinning out of control. You wonder what it might feel like getting the ole banana implant up the hershey highway. You want to feel it sliding through your brown pucker, into your muddy colon, and up against your prostrate. You are thinking that your orgasm might be bigger and stronger. You wiggle in your sleep with desire and the only thing nearby is your hand. You may be "telling" us you are asleep when you really are not. I suggest you start using something else to stick up there rather than something you use to eat with. Have your gf initiate a little butt play. Have her try several items, kitchen utensils, toys, her big thumb, to stimulate you. Wiggle your butt into her face and let her go to it. Good luck. We all look forward to hearing the details.
2007-02-09 07:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They love pleasuring you too, how bout like keeping it to yourself, call em' up or something if you want...
Goodluck with the hand in the buttcrack problem
2007-02-09 14:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Capo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i were you this is what it would do.
Slowly raise my hand towards my nose.
Inhale and smell the fresh morning crackity goodness
I don't know about the straight community but it really turns on the gay community.
Like if your partner wants to have sex but you don't then that what i do and it gets me ready!!!!!
2007-02-09 15:07:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try taping your hands together at night so they don't end up in your crack. Or you can superglue them to your forehead so that way they won't end up in anyone else's crack either!! Be sure to wash your hands, too if that ends up being the case!
2007-02-09 14:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by So-Cal Girly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I get a violation for asking a ligit question and this *** wiper gets this question posted with no problems. What a joke.
2007-02-09 17:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by david c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to bed wearing boxing gloves.
2007-02-09 14:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by colin s 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wear underwear to bed.
2007-02-09 15:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by Martin Pedersen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should get a handle on that nasty pin worm problem that's been plaguing you.
2007-02-09 14:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure your azz is clean before you go to bed.
2007-02-09 14:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have someone tie your hands together.
2007-02-09 14:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋