He was laid at my door.this morning.I remember being slightly high on beer and do remember this rather hairy girl in the forest that day in the meadow.and well.after we did it, she said she was what we call. a bigfoot creature. now 10 months later this baby with a note saying, Its yours , my klan want have it around them.
Question.what to do with him.what do they eat?she said its against their religon to bath him.oh what I am I to do Y'all.?
2007-02-09 05:41:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Love him and take care of him Dawg. He will love you and one day be very proud to call you Dad.
2007-02-09 08:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the National Enquirer!!
2007-02-09 14:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move to the woods and raise your Bigfoot baby boy. Feed him regular food cuz they are born with teeth right? and give him baths... unless your going to convert to their religion.
Oh ya I almost forgot... never feed him after 6 pm or he will probably turn cannibal.
Good luck!
2007-02-09 13:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by Christie G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow your really creative I would never think of that story. But if it is true shave off the hair and groom gently.
2007-02-09 13:45:54 · answer #4 · answered by Tae's Wifey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jeez! oldest trick in the book! she leaves a note and says its yours?? Get a paternity test done!
(oh, and dont bathe it while youre waiting for the results, them hairs clog up the plumbing something awful.)
2007-02-09 18:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by waif 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't tell anyone.. delete this post.. and leave him outside of a hospital in the dumpster in the middle of the night. works here in chicago!
2007-02-09 13:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by Max R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Move to Florida with the kid...it'll fit right in ...
2007-02-09 14:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by Hi~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really?? Some people will do anything for attention!
2007-02-09 15:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by Dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just where - oh WHERE - are ya gonna find shoes to fit him?
2007-02-09 13:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by kiwi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's your baby kid, but I'd change it's diaper. something stinks
2007-02-09 14:12:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋