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This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

2007-02-09 05:35:59 · 6 answers · asked by sydb1967 6 in Politics & Government Politics

I find it funny how republicans can only give thumbs down or insults. Truth hurts.

2007-02-09 06:08:21 · update #1

6 answers

Haha. I love it.

"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

2007-02-09 05:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

That is the reason the NeoCons hate college. Not of their heroes paid attention during it.

2007-02-09 05:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

nepotism, don't blame me I voted for Kang

2007-02-09 05:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Fantastic! I copied and saved it.

2007-02-09 05:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

lol, awsome!

2007-02-09 05:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by pip 7 · 1 1

hilarious! Thanks

2007-02-09 05:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by hichefheidi 6 · 2 1

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