2007-02-09 05:20:47 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
be happy, now you can leave the loo seat up as much as you like!
And you can watch sport on telly as long as you want (all the time you can pay your 'leccy bill)
plus you can put 'man food' in the fridge now - no more lettuce and carrot sticks and poncy diet stuff. Real man stuff like beer burgers, beer, microwave chips, lbeer, ast night's Indian takeaway, beer, and more beer in case you run out.
No more bedsheets to change - you can sleep in the same ones now FOREVER and ever. Same goes for your underpants and socks . No more nagging housewife telling you to change them.
Have fun.
2007-02-09 05:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Close the account, cancel all the credit cards, remove her name if you can from every joint account you have, open a NEW checking account in your name only, and call a good divorce attorney. WHATEVER you do, don't call your wife, don't email her, don't beg her to come back, and don't try to influence anything she does by threatening her or trying to offer her incentives. If you have friends, stay with them. Focus on work and keep yourself busy. It's when you're all alone with nothing to keep your mind distracted that you'll be tempted to do things you regret. Listen to your friends because right now they're probably thinking a lot more clearly than you are. And just in case there is the smallest chance of you and your wife working this out, tell as few people as possible. It will make family get togethers and dinners with friends a lot less embarrassing. If you want to know how I know all this, shoot me an email.........
2007-02-09 05:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a new account immediately. Don't put any more money into it. Anything that has her name and yours on, close the account right away so she can't use your credit cards. File for divorce right away. Talk to the bank and see if they will check if she opened another account for her. Good luck. My grandmother did this to my grandfather. She took everything he had. It was sooo sad. I hated her for that. By the way let family and friends know what she did. She will get what she deserves. I'm a true believer in what goes around comes around. If you do something bad it ALWAYS comes back to you 10 fold.
2007-02-09 05:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by grdangel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You poor poor thing that is terrible and even worse ur not the first bloke that i no that this has happened too. If the account was in your sole name then that is thieft and you can inform police, if the account is in joint names then you dont have a leg to stand on im afraid, i shud see a solicitor asap
2007-02-09 07:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get back at her by having an affair with her mom. I did this after my ex-fiancee cheated on me and ruined her and her mom's relationship for life. The ex walked in on us in her mom's living room 2 months after we broke up and said that she "died that day." I soon broke it off with the mom and started seeing the mom's neighbor across the street who is much more of a MILF. Good times!!!
As far as the bank account, call the police so that she can be handed over to the FBI for stealing Federally Insured money from your account.
2007-02-09 05:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jeepers cripes you've got some ignorant arses answering your question haven't you. Threesomes? For goodness sake grow up. If she left you for a woman the last thing they will want is YOU.
2007-02-09 11:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Divine ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
please try to forget her and the money which might be that she is doing that to hurt you so try to make a new start but this time be more wiser as to share the same account but if you think she took it without the due legal process then I think you better see your lawyer who will know what to do to help you retrieve your money.Good luck dear and all my best wishes.
2007-02-09 05:28:20 · answer #7 · answered by Edith B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't care for the answer to drink beer and fart. Start doing that and she'll never come back. You have one of two options: stay put or move on. That's all you can do. Good luck and God bless.
2007-02-09 05:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Contact the police & a lawyer, close your accounts and credit cards.
2007-02-09 05:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by Zuly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've told you already - get round next door and join in - It'll be worth a few quid
2007-02-09 05:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋