What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2007-02-09 04:55:50 · 19 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, finally a man that really knows a woman. As always you're on top of things Eraser. lol
2007-02-09 05:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by Thumper 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-02-09 13:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't seen that one in a long time my 88 year old uncle sent that to me about 2 years ago.
2007-02-09 13:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you won't be getting a woman anytime soon or perhaps you are gay. Thank you. Stereotyping any sex makes you look like a moron.
2007-02-09 12:59:56 · answer #4 · answered by cookie 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Sooo True! LOl
2007-02-09 13:01:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You make it sound like all girls do is complain. They don't. Some of those are true but not all of them. But it was funny to read.
2007-02-09 13:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would agree with most of it but aren't men the same way!
2007-02-09 12:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by bdbarbie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey, I have some of this on my blog
2007-02-09 13:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the question is............Sounds like it's all one sided to me. I'm sure you also have double meanings to your answers!
2007-02-09 12:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
i should print this, a list of reasons i'm happy i was born gay! lolol
2007-02-09 12:59:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋