ok.. so I'm a Democrat and an Arkansan .. so I'm poking double fun at myself with this joke.. but I also believe you should be able to laugh at yourself.. so here you go, enjoy.
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs these Are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade, sir."
2007-02-09 04:22:32 · 8 answers · asked by pip 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
this particular joke was emailed to me.. but there are lots of jokes about all political parties (they bash both Clintons as much as they do Bush) on this site
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokes.htm
2007-02-09 04:29:17 · update #1
Haha - good one. I'd post a con joke, but it'd get deleted.
2007-02-09 04:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol i know those pigs-- wait authentic arkansas razorback hogs -- are smarter than the two of them. and they smell better too. that really is an excellent trade!!
2007-02-09 12:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by ♥will♥skate♥4♥life♥ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good joke
and shut up dumbwit about the idiot kerry's comment, he is a moron who should be thrown away to jail for life.
2007-02-09 12:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by PROUD TO BE A LIBERAL TEEN! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Excellent!
2007-02-09 12:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny. Good one
2007-02-09 12:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by meathookcook 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny...maybe that marine should have 'stayed in school'
2007-02-09 12:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by hichefheidi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love that one lol got any more?
2007-02-09 12:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by Beloved Sinner 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. that was good.
2007-02-09 12:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by sydb1967 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋