I'm sorry to say I learned a new word today - VOLANG. What do you think?

Question

Apparently the name for a person that does this is a "wound hound". No pics, the description is quite enough below.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=volang

I agree it's not an interesting word - just I was a bit surprised there was a word at all. And by the way - it's not for me :( ugh.

Answer 1

In the mid-1960s, counterculture satirist Paul Krassner addressed the conspiracy theories and suppression of information surrounding the assassination of John F. Kennedy in a piece called "The Parts Left Out of the Kennedy Book."
Here is an excerpt from his imaginings:

"During that tense flight from Dallas to Washington after the assassination, Jackie inadvertently walked in on Johnson as he was standing over the casket of his predecessor and chuckling…
"Of course, President Johnson is often given to inappropriate response—witness the puzzled timing of his smiles when he speaks of grave matters—but we must also assume that Mrs. Kennedy had been traumatized that day and her perception was likely to have been colored by the tragedy. This state of shock must have underlain an incident on Air Force One which this writer conceives to be delirium, but which Mrs. Kennedy insists she actually saw.
"‘I’m telling you this for the historical record,’ she said, ‘so that people a hundred years from now will know what I had to go through... That man was crouching over the corpse, no longer chuckling but breathing hard and moving his body rhythmically. At first I thought he must be performing some mysterious symbolic rite he’d learned from Mexicans or Indians as a boy. And then I realized—there is only one way to say this—he was literally f**king my husband in the throat. In the bullet wound in the front of his throat. He reached a climax and dismounted. I froze. The next thing I remember, he was being sworn in as the new president.’

"[Handwritten marginal notes: *1. Check with [Warren Commission head] Rankin—did secret autopsy show semen in throat wound? 2. Is this simply necrophilia, or was LBJ trying to change entry wound from grassy knoll into exit wound from Book Depository by enlarging it?]"

Isn't that lovely?

The full text is available in "Confessions of a Raving, Unconfined Nut," a memoir by Krassner.

Answer 2

Uhuh, I had to go on there the other day to find out what cabbaging meant.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cabbaging

Answer 3

You really must try and find better things to do with your self than this. I feel that you may descend into the depths and finish up watching Telly Tubbys on daytime TV.

Answer 4

Hahaha, how hot is that! I learned an urban word the other day it's "gunt"... I will spare you the details though, and yes it is a naugthy word.

Answer 5

It's a weak word, and the image it evokes is crude and uninteresting - not provocative or entriguing or even funny.

much prefer "gunt" or "Kanckles" or "Felch", words that have some punch.

Answer 6

Aarrgh! I googled it and there's some mad person selling accessories using that name:

http://www.volang.com/

I assume they haven't spotted the connection?

Answer 7

the word beefting is a well betta word lol

Answer 8

It sounds something Japanese.. Like.. Wolang.. What does wolang mean? Anyone watching TV tonight?!?!

Answer 9

eugh that's gross

there's a film called Crash about... erm... this phenomenon

Answer 10

do people actually do that yuk,this is what you get for learning.