..don't you?
2007-02-09 03:23:34 · 16 answers · asked by Me 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes! Yummy! But I don't have any...wanna share yours?
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Jammy Dodgers, a biscuit filled with jam owned by British company Burtons, are said to be the dodgiest biscuit known to man, coming first in a recent poll to find the world's least popular convenience food. The Dodger topped the survey beating Choco Leibnez and Pink Panther Wafers.
The jam inside the troublesome biscuit is labelled as raspberry jam, but it is in actual fact, according to Burtons' official website everyone's over-protective mother, a mixture of:
Mashed plums and assorted brain-tampering chemicals.
The idea behind these 'unusual' ingredients stemmed from the fact designers liked to see kids bounce off the walls uncontrollably, destroying their living environment and their parents' sanity. Also real jam is clearly not sticky enough. This was proved in a recent demonstration on CITV's kids show Art Attack, which promoted the use of jam as a substitute for PVA glue. However, this inavertently caused an increase in the ant population who began feeding off kids' flimsily paper mached jam sculptures around the country.
The Jammy Dodger became an icon in the underground crime population. Several waste batches thrown away developed as life forms and scampered off into the wild forming their own tribe. They developed bad habits such as picking at their heart shaped holes, lazing around and farting. Many disbanded and made alliance with the biscuit mafia.
Several attempts at capturing footage or photos of such species caused journalists and enthusiasts to be rolled over by the sheer force of the dodgers, and a record of 12 deaths have been reported by Jammy Dodger abuse. The production of Jammy Dodgers also caused a 13% increase in the crime rate in the UK: 78 cases of bank robbery, 56 of violent conduct, and several thousands cases of jam related deaths. Although the Jammy Dodgers were to blame for all this, people still gave in to the sweet sugar rush incurred by the biscuits.
The Jammy Dodger became a mildly sucessful product in many parts of the world. After many years of bad press and dodgy dealings "Jammy Dodgers on the Run," a book by Bowering (Boring) Sivers became instantly popular from its release. There was a plan to distribute copies with the hidden recipe for the biscuit, but experts put a halt to the project and claimed:
It would be bloody dangerous.
Instead the book offers a free £5 gift voucher to spend at Tesco. The book was also a hit with the youth culture. Much to a point where over 76% of school graduates went to their celebratory fancy dress parties as Jammie Dodgers. The heart shaped hole in the suits also gave room for opportunists theives to smuggle buffet and booze undetected.
The Jammy Dodger has also had an impact in the world of politics. British Prime Minister Tony Blair has been known to consume particularly large quantities of the biscuit during Parliament Recesses. That is, if John Prescott doesn't find Blair's lunchbox before dinner time.
It is believed that the rush of the brain-tampering chemicals mashed plums could be the reason behind some of Blair's more 'rash' decisions in the past, such as whether to go to war in Iraq, pass the fox-hunting bill or spit in the Queen's face at a celebratory banquet.
Jammy Dodgers are hot.
2007-02-10 21:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Jammie Dodgers with a nice cup of tea!
2016-03-28 23:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No and becarefull if you have a brace as a jammy dodger broke the wires of my sons once
2007-02-09 03:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by dottydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, ok, but what is a Jammy Dodger? =)
2007-02-09 03:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! but i don't think i should I'm trying to be good, but if you want one go a buy some Tesco are doing them buy 1 get 1 pack free this week, and Sainsburys are doing big packs with 50% extra free. well where i live they are. enjoy!
2007-02-09 05:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope!
2007-02-09 03:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really do, only I had the last one for breakfast!
2007-02-09 03:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by Closed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO I ALLREADY HAD A KAT WIT A, K ,N SHE DID D DIRTY ON ME, SO NO I DONT FANCY 1
2007-02-09 03:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're the jammiest!
2007-02-09 03:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not really, haven't had one in ages though.
2007-02-09 03:26:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋