ASSUMING you two don't have children together.........
Gina comes home to find Sean with a smile on his face.
"Where's dinner?" Gina asks?
"Yeah about that" Sean says, "I was thinking we'd go out for dinner tonight to celebrate my new job."
Gina looked puzzled. "You.....You got a job?"
"Sure did!" Sean says with confidence. "Seeing as how there is no good reason for me to be sitting around here working for you for free, I figured I could be working for somebody else for some actual money! So I got a job."
Gina looks shocked. "So who's gonna iron my blouse? Who's going to scramble my eggs?"
Sean smiles and says, "Now we can SHARE the cooking, the laundry, and the ironing! And oh by the way, here's my shirt. I need this ironed by 7am tomorrow morning for my first day!"
Now if you DO have kids (which you failed to mention) then whatever is best for THEM is what you both need to do. If that means staying home and being your wife's bytch, then that's what you have to do.
2007-02-09 03:41:52
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answered by ? 4
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Gina arrives at home and finds the white smock in the garbage can and Sean gone. Earlier that day Sean went to a job interview and got hired on the spot for a job that pays twice as much as Gina's.
Three hours later Gina's resting on the couch watching American Idol and Sean burst's through the front door. He calls to calls to Gina loudly.
"Bit*h, I'm hungry. Make me a real woman-cooked meal. "
From the sofa Gina stares at him in disbelief. Then gets up and dissapears into the bedroom. She reappears a few moments later, smiling and wearing the cherry-covered white smock with nothing else underneath.
"It's about time you started acting like a real man."
In the kitchen standing by the cabinet Gina bends over to reveal to her husband her naked body. Bending over, she opens the cabinet and grabs a pan to begin cooking.
2007-02-09 06:45:21
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answered by carobygirl 6
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Gina, I'm glad your home. There has been something on my mind all day and to be quite honest, I'm offended. Your belittling me tells me that there is no balance in our relationship. I feel that you don't respect me or appreciate all that I try to do to contribute to our lifestyle. I need for you to see me as a human being first, an adult with feelings second, and your husband third. If there is something specific you would like me to accomplish, there is a better way to approach the subject than the one you have chosen. I am a proud man and I have my self respect and dignity which you have no right to destroy. Now I have prepared a nice dinner, chilled a bottle of your favorite wine, and would like to discuss this with you in a civil manner if you care to join me. If not I will gladly put your meal in the oven and I will make up the guest room so that you may be more comfortable having me sleep alone tonight.
2007-02-09 03:39:37
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answered by jlsmith 2
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Gina arrives home her usual self, Shawn does not have dinner ready, he instead sits Gina down and they communicate with each other, Shawn has found a job, they begin to agree like they never did before, Shawn has a good job making good money, they agree to share the housework, Gina's respect for Shawn has returned, he is again the man of the house, happy ending for all. more money for the family, shawn is no longer the homemaker.
2007-02-09 03:40:24
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answered by jude 7
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Gina was tired and mentally beaten by all the clients she had to talk with before signing a contract, and wasn't in any mood to have to beg Sean for dinner, AGAIN. Opening the door and throwing down her Prada bag and keys, she screams for Sean, "Sean, Sean are you done making dinner"? Not hearing a reply, Gina, kicks off her heals, and storms into the kitchen, where she finds, Nothing! Furious, she stomps up the stairs, screaming for her husband. "Sean, Sean, where are you, I am starving and I haven't eaten all day and you haven't attempted to start dinner"
Opening the bedroom door-Gina finds roses, chilling champagne, dinner-a nice one-lobster and fillet, and creme brulet, waiting for her. She started to feel horrible, seeing the effort Sean made. Popping a piece of lobster into her mouth and opening the note left for her, she reads" My Dear Gina- I love you with all my heart, but can take NO more of your abuse, you have gone from a loving wife to a bossy CEO of our home, I have found love and respect again in the arms of Juan, who by the way won't be cleaning the pool anymore. Love-Sean
2007-02-09 03:21:52
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answered by Premo Mom 5
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Gina comes in, slamming the door behind her, She smells the aroma of freshly cooked steaks, notices two wine glasses on the table, table set impeccably. The house sparkles. Hmm she thinks, about time!
Sean walks into the kitchen,"hello, my sweet, sit down." Gina sits, wondering what Sean is up to. She starts complaining about her day, he tells her to relax, he will rub her tired feet. She is surprised, considering what a witch she was this morning.
They eat dinner, Sean letting her complain the whole while. He leads her up to the master suite. He tells her that he is going to run her a nice, hot bath.... she is dumbfounded but allows it. After her bath he tells her that he will brush her hair and give her a back rub. As he is brushing her hair, she notices something falling to the floor, she looks down, all of her long beautiful hair is on the FLOOR! " OMG" she screams at him, jumping up out of her chair, she is turning bright red, screaming at the top of her lungs, Sean starts to laugh, almost a cackle, in his hand is a razor, instead of brushing her hair, he was using a razor, shaving her hair, her head, completely bald!!!!! She passes out!
2007-02-09 04:17:44
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answered by ? 6
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Gina comes home and finds that Sean has left her.She sounds like a b****
2007-02-09 03:17:05
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answered by Nancy M. 4
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Good bye Gina, get yourself another house boy because I'm going to find someone else who appreciates me.
2007-02-09 03:52:08
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answered by Emily S 1
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Gina arrives home from the office...
"Honey, I'm home" she shouts...no response
"Honey, I'm home" she yells...Still no response
Then as she walks up the stairs she hears a voice saying...
"You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got"
Then a man said, "Sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild"
You know the rest...LOl
2007-02-09 03:19:23
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answered by Mommy of 3 5
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WHEN GINA GOT HOME HER CLOTHS WERE ON THE FRONT PORCH AND THE LOCKS HAVE BEEN CHANGED AND SEAN WAS INSIDE HAVING A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH A WOMAN WHO APPRECIATES HIM.
2007-02-09 03:19:08
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answered by sammyjk1 3
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