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1. Marshal Matt Dillon
2. Miss Kitty
3. All hell breaks loose
4. Ahh....sweet victory
5. Sunshine loves Matt
6. O M G

2007-02-09 02:55:01 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

Marshall Matt Dillon and his secretary, Miss Kitty went to Wal Mart to buy the Marshall some new tube socks. When they get to the tube sock rack, there is only one package left. Who should come walking up at the very same moment, Dan Quayle. The Marshall and Mr. Quayle exchange a challenging glance, and then BOOM!! They pounce! All hell breaks loose, socks are flyin', Miss Kitty screams, "Help! Someone help!" A helpful associate in a blue vest by the name of Sunshine comes over, grabs a hanger from a nearby rack of Mary-Kate and Ashley clothes, and beats Dan Quayle into submission. To distract Quayle, Miss Kitty asked him to spell "potato", and that kept him busy for a few minutes. Sunshine asks the Marshall "Are you okay?" He says "Yes ma'am, just needin' these here fine tube socks and I'll be on my way." So, Marshall and Miss Kitty are out the door, and Sunshine can't believe what just happened. She runs over to the fitting rooms, locks herself in a stall, and with her Persimmon Passion lipstick writes "Sunshine loves Matt" on the mirror. Later that day, when the cleaning lady enters that very stall, she sees the message on the mirror and exclaims "Oh My Goodness!"

The End.


do I win?

2007-02-09 03:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 2 1

OMG Miss Kitty finds out that Sunshine loves Marshal Matt Dillon! Now all hell breaks loose! But in the end Sunshine is in Matts arms, getting the best kiss of her life! Ahh---sweet victory, Matt is now hers forever and ever! They ride off in the sunset together. The end

2007-02-09 03:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 2 1

It was high noon down at the Long Branch when all hell broke loose. Miss Kitty gave Matt an ultimatum, marry me or ride out into the sunset.
Marshall Matt Dillon didn't take a licking to Miss Kitty, tellin him what to do. "Little Miss Sunshine" told Matt, I will Love You Forever, I respect the fact that you will always be a Lawman first.
Ahh...sweet victory,Sunshine loves Matt. Miss Kitty is heartbroke, OMG! Matt rode out into the sunset with Miss Sunshine!

2007-02-09 03:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2 1

OMG, Marshal Matt Dillon loves Miss Kitty. When the bad dudes tried to kiss her, all hell breaks loose. But the Marshal was taller than the bad dudes, so he ran them out of town. Then Miss Kitty gave him a big kiss.........".Ahh sweet victory" thought Matt. Then the story took another turn because it was discovered that Sunshine loves Matt.
OMG, here we go again.!!

2007-02-09 03:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

One cold Winter's day at the OK Corral, All Hell breaks Loose when Two-Toed Freddie was caught cheating at the Poker table. Guns were ablazin when Marshall Matt Dillon and Miss Kitty came running down the staircase, her pink lipstick still smeared all over his holster. "O M G", shouted Miss Kitty, "ole Two-Toe has screwed up now by trying to cheat One Arm Willie". Marshall Matt Dillon quickly put an end to the ruckus with his six shooter by taking off another of Freddie's toes and Willies only hand. As he got everyone relaxed, he decided to step into the outhouse where written on the wall in John Deer Green paint it said "Sunshine loves Matt". The Marshal was confused and quickly scribbled over it so that Kitty wouldn't get jealous.

2007-02-09 03:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 1 1

O.M.G.!!! Miss Kitty has escaped! This is a job for Marshal Matt Dillon.
Matt find Miss Kitty @ the local diner, running around in the kitchen. As Matthew prepares to grab her, she makes her escape into the dining area! All hell breaks loose as Miss Kitty runs over the tables and creates havoc among the diners.
Fortunatedly, Matt is able to catch Miss Kitty before further harm can be done!
Ah...sweet victory! Sunshine is so happy that Miss Kitty was returned to her! In her childish way, she hugs the Marshal and says "Sunshine loves Matt. Thanks for returning my cat!".

2007-02-09 03:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by Pam C 5 · 1 1

one day the young, ravishing hottie named Marshal Matt Dillon was going for a stroll in the wonderful city of New York. He stops by a coffee shop and orders his favorite drink, a white chocolate mocha with 2 shots of Carmel and a biscotti. He sits down at a table to enjoy his treat. A young lady sitting at the table next to him asks him if he would take a picture of her and some friends. he is polite and does this for her. They chat for a while and he finds out her name is Miss Kitty. She is a 1st grade teacher in Manhattan. They eventually get to know each other and one day Miss Kitty asks Mashal to come to her class and talk about his job, which is a firefighter. He comes and gives a wonderful presentation to the class. There is one girl in particular that seems fascinated be Marshal's prescence. She asks lots of questions and giggles at every answer. if you haven't figured it out. This girl, Sunshine like Marshal.

Later that same day all hell breaks loose in a Sunshine's home. Jon jumps from the loft and cries out. AHHHH SWEET VICTORY!!!! His older brother, Micheal shouts OMG!!! That was so unfair Jon you cheated. Sunshine runs from the kitchen grabs a pillow and smashes both of them in the face.

2007-02-09 03:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

OMG Kitty, all hell breaks loose
All hell breaks loose, you blow my mind, Miss Kitty, Miss Kitty
OMG Kitty, all hell breaks loose
All hell breaks loose, you blow my mind, Miss Kitty, Miss Kitty
OMG Kitty, all hell breaks loose
All hell breaks loose, you blow my mind, Miss Kitty

Hey Kitty
You've been around all night with Marshal Matt Dillon
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home, Miss Kitty

Cause when you say just this, it always means just that
You're givin' me a kiss, cos Sushine loves Matt
Ahh.. sweet victory in the Kitty litter, Kitty cat

OMG Kitty, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Miss Kitty, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's girls like you, Kitty
Ooh what you do Kitty, do Kitty
Don't break my heart, Kitty

Hey Kitty

2007-02-09 03:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

OMG.....the other day I ran into that hoe MISS KITTY!!! I really hate her guts. She comes up to me talking about how her and MARSHAL MATT DILLION, hooked up last week. (ppsshh, like I really care). Supposedly, he left Kitty with a STD.....and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. Kitty looses her mind, trying to figure out how she can get rid of her herpes.

So, she decides to ruin Matt's life. SUNSHINE(matt's girlfriend) LOVES MATT, so Kitty thought that it would be great to tell Sunshine about Matt little secret. Kitty thought..."AHH.....SWEET VICTORY".

2007-02-09 03:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by janeywb 4 · 0 1

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