that my children will not inherit her ugly genes?
2007-02-09 02:51:13 · 73 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well done 'crystaluk662' you found me out but I think I am still better looking than my wife
And for all those who say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, thats crap, an uglys an ugly no matter what anybody says but seeing as I have been outted and you all know now that I am the elephant man I still say I am probably better looking than most of the UK and America, but not Ireland, they are handsome devils there
2007-02-09 03:34:46 · update #1
you are shallow how can you say that about your own kids and wife.
everyone is beautiful as beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
and she cant be that bad as you overiously gone on looks
stop trying to put her down and grow up and be a propper man
and spend ya time worring about giving ya kids a good education and if the kids find out you think they are ugly or make jokes at them about it then you are nasty and you are destroying there confidance and they will end up hating you
infact why dont you do them a favour and leave they will overiuosly be better off with out a obnotious pig around the place
it wont take ya wife long to find someone else but to rehome a male shovernist pig that will take longer
plus i did not know you were a model i found your home page
CHECK IT OUT NOW FOR A LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE WHAT THIS BLOKE REALLY LOOKS LIKE
2007-02-09 03:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by crystaluk662 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The age old question of the ugly gene. You need to establish if her pig ugliness is in fact due to genetics. Does she have a sister? Is her mother hot? Are you related? Her particular case of the uglies might have been caused by a parasitic infection. Was she in an accident? Maybe she is ugly by circumstances and not genetics.
If you can determine that she does indeed have the ugly gene you can of course play the odds. Your handsome gene might outshine her ugly gene. I mean you are that handsome aren’t you? Sounds to me like you are not so sure your handsome gene can out weigh her ugly gene. If so, or if you just don’t want to take the chance I have some recommendations for you.
First off, become an alcoholic. Drinking has been scientifically proven to make people look better. If you spend the rest of your life in a drunken stopper then you won’t realize that your wife and your children are ugly. I think you will be happier, or at least stand a better chance of conceiving.
Secondly, if you are serious, consider buying an egg on line. You can find anything on Ebay™ try “egg +playboy +centerfold” bound to be a few up for sale. Take it down to the clinic and the rest is just shake and bake. Slip your wife a micky and she need not even know.
Lastly, send me a picture of your wife….you see ugly chicks are good in bed.
2007-02-12 08:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by Galen L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well you have no right to talk bad about your wife?
and even if your kids TURN OUT BUTT UGLY,
then you should love them just as much as if they were
the most adorable kids you've seen.
& if you don't see that, then quite frankly, you do NOT deserve
to be a father!!
& I agree with "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
and that's MY OPINION, and if you don't want to hear
that then maybe you shouldn't be on here asking for
advice! Maybe, you need to be out there being a better
husband to the woman that you married, instead of being
on here dogging her and not giving her the respect that
she needs!
2007-02-10 14:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by pb. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, let me get this straight. You marry a "pig ugly" woman who you don't love or you would not be saying things like that about her and you are worried about your children? Do the world a favor. Get sterilized, divorce your wife so she can get someone who appreciates more than her looks and do something about gettting a clue.......you "handsome devil" you!
2007-02-09 03:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why on Earth did such a handsome devil marry an ugly Pig? Oh! Yeah! Does she know how you feel about her? I wouldn't have children with her if I were you! You obviously Don't love her.
2007-02-09 10:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously have a severe self-esteme problem...why else would a handsome guy marry a butt-ugly woman unless she was the boss' daughter, had tons of money, or you got drunk and woke up next to her at a Las Vegas fleabag hotel...married, and not remembering any of what happened the night before! Oh, and don't worry...I'm a butt ugly guy and I can guarrantee...your kid will be butt ugly too...'cause I did your wife, too...and the DNA test came back positive!!!! Have fun raising my kids A-Hole!
2007-02-09 03:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by stop n'stare airbrush artist 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad you asked this question. The world certainly does not need any more ugly people and you should be proud that you are doing your part by keeping the wife's genes out.
I recommend the 2 layer solution. Have a hot girl lay on top of your wife during lovemaking. Make sure you only consumate with the hot one. Then Your odds of having ugly kids are greatly reduced. Good luck with this one. We're all pulling for you.
2007-02-09 02:55:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hey Ugly,get a life
2007-02-09 02:57:12 · answer #8 · answered by sharonz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You speak of your wife like this, Excuse me but that makes you the ugly one! Grow up! A S S H O L E!
2007-02-09 02:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by littlegoober75 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who do you imagine you're?? wager your not a drop useless astounding guy your self quite, sounds like you've gotton bored of your spouse and cant be afflicted to flow via all the criminal stuff on the topic of a divorce and scared that you received't get your filthy mits on her funds!!! handsome?? Hahahaha (yeah acceptable)
2016-11-26 19:14:03 · answer #10 · answered by inabinet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋