2007-02-09 02:22:46 · 11 answers · asked by Russell 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
yep-I got on their nerves though so they let me go, but not before they impregnated me with alien child x
2007-02-09 02:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is money on offer for saying yes and selling my story to the papers then I'll step forward and make a claim! :-)
The alien queen who abducted me had three huge breasts and two vaginas, and I was forced to mate with her non-stop for 48 hours. I was so good that next week she's invited me back to her place to meet her two sisters!
That must be worth a few columns in the "Sunday Sport" at least! :-)
2007-02-09 02:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mental Mickey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have definitely woken up in some strange places with no memory of how I came to be there and even more intriguingly had strange scars and bruising on my body. Once I went to a club whilst on holiday in Ibiza and the last thing I remember was seeing all these lights and strange dancing aliens around me as I lay helpless as I drifted into unconsciousness I remember their music was kickin and the next thing I woke up having been gone for three days naked on a roof of a building sun burnt with no obvious way of getting down, now I don't think there's any reason for being that unkind do you. One good thing came of it though I managed to get a copy of the music out between the cheeks of my ***, I;d do you a copy but I'm still waiting for us to invent the technology to play that format. Sorry.
2007-02-09 02:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by Grae(ME) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aliens only abduct apes and they can't talk.
2007-02-09 03:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yea i got abducted 2 days ago they used there beam and pulled me up then they cut me open and then next them i know i was on the ground atleast 200 milies from were i was taken
i went to the doctor and he told me that i had some metal parts in me. i dont know it was very werid.
2007-02-09 04:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by emoss_5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
illegal aliens. sure
extraterrestrial aliens. NO.
2007-02-09 02:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by Dr W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No only in there dreams or they are out for money or fame .
2007-02-09 02:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes they were from Bosnia.
2007-02-09 02:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No
2007-02-09 06:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by CLIVE C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that i know of... but i believe it does happen.
2007-02-09 02:30:45 · answer #10 · answered by Emily H 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋