A liberal, a conservative and an independent are waking down the street together when they are all hit by a bus and killed. They arrive at the pearly gates together and St. Peter explains to them that Heaven is going through renovations.
“Everything is a real mess here, so if you pay be $500 dollars each, you can return to your lives. You have one hour to decide.” He explains.
The conservative strokes a cheque and all of a sudden he is back on the street. He waits for 59 minutes and the independent arrives.
“What took you so long?” he asks his fiend.
“You know how I like to take my time to decide.” he said.
“But what happened to the liberal?” the conservative asked.
“Oh, he thinks the government should pay it for him.” the independent answers.
2007-02-09 02:01:21 · 10 answers · asked by Walter D 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
lol
2007-02-09 02:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by Crankybull 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow. you're very liberal in some factors and extremely conservative in others. Sounds to me such as you will be an autonomous and then vote for applicants consistent with specific subject concerns extremely than usual concepts. the only one that frightened me replaced into the single the place you're saying wealthy human beings could be taxed better than each and every physique else. What incentive is there for individuals to make funds in the event that they be attentive to it's going to be taken? My husband and that i used to make over $one hundred,000 a 300 and sixty 5 days, till we found out that if I give up my interest and did no longer artwork in any respect we'd have extra funds. Now we make much less yet surely have extra. The "extra you're making the extra we take" doctrine creates much less effective economies and societies.
2016-11-02 23:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by boddie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Sounds true to form
2007-02-09 06:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Streakin' Deacon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any bashing of the liberals is great
2007-02-09 08:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the punch line would be the liberal was looking for a co-signer...I like yours better!
2007-02-09 02:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now that's funny dude. As sad as it is, it's the truth. Good post.
2007-02-09 02:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's the dumbest joke I ever heard. Why would St. Peter need money!!!!!???? Dumb AzS
2007-02-09 02:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Now if only it worked that way in real life, some war-monger conservatives might actually be able to avoid going to hell.
2007-02-09 02:06:37 · answer #8 · answered by na n 3 · 2⤊ 7⤋
Haha, good one!!!!!
2007-02-09 02:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.....so true......so true......thanks for the funny! :)
2007-02-09 02:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋