Do you think alien's really abduct people and probe their anuses?

Question

I'm just wondering what people think. I'm always hearing about people getting abducted and having their rectum's probed. I don't get why the alien's would do this, but at the same time, I guess I can't blame them. If you're going to travel all the way to another planet just to abduct somebody, you might as well look around inside their anal cavity. I wonder if there's something secret hidden in there that we don't know about but they do.
Anybody have any idea's why they'd do that to us, or if it's true?

Answer 1

Have you ever noticed that the aliens never abduct scientists or world leaders? Instead they seem to prefer putting the grab on characters from a trailer park with a pint bottle of old thumb sucker in their back pocket. The folks who claim that the aliens come for them about once a week or so can never seem to remember to set up a cam corder in their room and their neighbors don't ever notice anything, despite there being a UFO double parked just above their place. I'm sorry but I think that these are nothing more than waking dreams and the business about the anal probing is a form of,,, wishful thinking. Each to their own.

Answer 2

If you read a lot of Alien Abduction stories/cases, you'll notice that most cases are going to involve an examination of some sort. Whether is be an anal one, a reproductive one..., a neurological one, or just a general body check up. It varies in each case.

The most common seems to be this so called 'anal probing'... (that sounds so wrong and evil) - only because it's an 'alien' doing it. Look at it like this, as humans we do the same sort of stuff to animals .Scientists take animals into their labs and do some pretty embarrassing searches on them too (not only animals but doctors do check ups on humans too). Ok, go to your local vet - some vets are going to stick a thermometer up a dog's butt during a check up (remember in Doctor Do-little?). Not only that, but there are also people (ok, scientists) out there who collect animal manure. Ask yourself? What's it for? Research obviously. To learn more. I've always assumed if aliens were real, and going around doing these things - they must be for the same reasons right? They are just trying to find out more about us?

Answer 3

If aliens do abduct people then I am pretty sure they wouldnt give anal probes. They might do scientific experiments on the human body to see what goes on inside, just like we humans do to animals and dead bodies..... but from all the alien movies I have seen, aliens resemble humans, so I am sure they dont do the whole anal probe things.

Answer 4

Who can really say?
I always wonder if some sort of explosive anal retention issue is not involved. Down in the deeper, darker, corridors of the mind are things we are holding on to. It is unpleasant and intrusive for these secrets to be probed.
The aliens/spooks have obviously used a mind probe of such force it can reach the darkest corners of the mind, the anally retained core of crap basically. People just end up thinking it was literally anal.
Hope that helps.

Answer 5

OK Think about it: We Humans probe anuses in the name of Science and Medicine. It shouldn't be so hard to think that a more advanced civilization would do it for more advanced reasons. Exactly what their reason are? I don't know, and at this point I don't care. I think if advanced alien life forms visit earth then we will all know the answer to your question by 2014

Answer 6

Most likely, the guy/girl got drunk/high/etc and woke up with their butt hurting. Instead of thinking they got raped up the butt...they blame it on aliens....notice that most of these abductions happen in hick villages.

If aliens are only sampling the worth of the human population by that group- I am worried. If I was an alien though, I would probably dissect the human- why stick something up their anus and then let them go?

Answer 7

Let's look at this logically for a moment.

If a being from outer space were to visit Earth, the sheer enormity of the universe and the distance between Earth and the nearest possible form of life would be almost incomprehensively large. This means that in order for a being from outer space to travel to Earth, this being would need to have technology that is far more advanced than what we can concieve of at this time, since it would need to do something like fold space, among other things.

And herein lies the problem. Why would these hypothetical beings so much more technically advanced than ourselves need to make use of something as primitive as an anal probing procedure in order to study humans?

First, it's unlikely that there is anything in the human gastrointestinal system that would be of much interest to them.

Secondly, our own relatively primitive technology is already far more advanced than needing to probe someone in this way to find out anything about them. Why would beings with such advanced technology relative to our own desire to use such a primitive method for study? It would make absolutely no sense.

This, combined with many other reasons already outlined in previous answers, is probably enough to discount the stories of such encounters. The proliferation of stories about anal probing and the like should properly be viewed as a scandalous reflection of the failings of the medical and psychological system, and that's what people should really be concerned about.

Answer 8

Yep, it's all true. Happens all the time to Americans but no-one else. Those aliens must know about the 54th parallel since they don't even seem to bother the Canadians much.

Odd that the neighbours haven't noticed the peculiar foreign cars parked outside the victim's house and even stranger looking characters at the door.

Answer 9

Wow, Got to love that question, who knows I guess after traveling a few hundred or thousand light years you might as well check out those anuses.

Maybye its a big galactic joke on us earthlings, All the aliens get together and see who can prank the planet Earth the best...One group of aliens comes her to mutiliate cattle, other comes here to inspect our anuses, some may even come to crossbreed with us, then again maybe they use the contents of our anuses as fuel for their ships.

Answer 10

The only reason I could imagine aliens doing this is if it is to make their victims sound totally unbelievable ! Nobody will believe you were abducted once you tell them you had a probe stuck up your ....a....rear...they will just think it is some repressed fantasy !