2007-02-08 22:15:14 · 15 answers · asked by PCHead 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
If you're so sophisticated how did you get yourself trapped in a cabinet?!
2007-02-08 22:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by board-stupid 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, Mr Sophisticated,
I presume if you got trapped in a cabinet, you would have done that in a very sophisticated manner. Then, in the small enclosed space of the cabinet, your sophistication would grow even larger. You'd enjoy that and remain in the cabinet for some time, although you'd know you could get out, being so sophisticated and all. Then after some time you'd decide you wanted to share your sophistication with others and make the world a better (and more sophisticated) place and would therefore exit the cabinet (in a very sophisticated manner, of course).
2007-02-09 06:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you really were a sophisticated man, you would not go anywhere near the cabinet, preferring instead to employ someone of lower social status to perform all cabinet related tasks on your behalf.
Furthermore, every sophisticated man worth his salt knows inherently that in the event of an emergency, for example being stuck in a cabinet, a house fire or world war, one must remain calm, light one's pipe, and wait for assistance, reading a copy of a broadsheet newspaper if space permits.
2007-02-09 06:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by alifontbin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A sophisticated man would never allow himself to be trapped in a cabinet or anywhere else for that matter.
2007-02-09 06:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure Ray Mears has a programme on this subject coming up next week, to provide you with all the info you need to get out of this exceptionally unlikely situation.
Alternatively - just walk through the back of the cabinet to Narnia!
2007-02-09 06:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That all depends how sophisticated the cabinet is.
2007-02-09 06:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you got trapped in a cabinet your obviously slipping on your sophistication. next time you should try doing when someones around, someone obviously smarter, so they can let you out.
2007-02-09 06:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by ACM 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dont panic or push caos that can jar it ,rockin makes it fall and trap u .if there is to doors pull the inside tabs and the key lock is usless and the doors open.on a one lock door kick or punch arond the lock and iit wil fall of u can also smack the lock make in it useles.
ps its wot i do when a escape trick ***** up
2007-02-09 06:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could rub your hands together til they were sore, then you could use the saw to cut your way out!!!!
not a sophisticated answer but surely worth a smile!!!
2007-02-09 06:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, I feel that someone with your level of sophistication would get out.
2007-02-09 06:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by Not Ecky Boy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋