2007-02-08 21:29:58 · 23 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He spent the first 800 years on Yahoo! Answers.
2007-02-08 21:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Nobody who is 900 years old can speak English properly. How many people from the 12th Century can speak modern English? None, I bet!
The fact that someone has been doing something for a long time doesn't mean that they get better at it... I have been trying to cook really decent curries for about 15 years but they still aren't as good as the curries made by some of my friends who have been cooking them for a shorter time...
Incidentally... Yoda is a massive egotist, even though he pretends not to be!
2007-02-09 07:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by rhysaurus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he has the old English still in him. Old English 900, not 800. LOL
2007-02-09 09:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you are 900 years old, you don't bother to learn the "right" way of speaking a language. The little dude has more urgent matters to take care of.
2007-02-09 05:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yoda's trying to mess with us all, he's bored he is 900 years old!
2007-02-09 05:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh poor old Yoda, at his age I think he has the right to speak how he wants.
2007-02-09 05:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because if he spoke proper English, he wouldn't be yoda.
2007-02-09 05:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
See how you talk when 900 years old you are!
2007-02-09 05:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by Marky 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
OOh leave him alone, he's cute, green and small and he speaks a lot better English than some people....besides which he's not real
2007-02-09 05:37:04 · answer #9 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aren't u assuming your english is "proper" and Yoda's isn't? maybe its just the other way round...
2007-02-09 05:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by london_masti 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋