2007-02-08 21:10:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
That, coincidently, aliens look like twenty year old females. And they took all your money.
2007-02-08 21:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Labsci 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure but you should tell the government that they need to pay you for pain and suffering its all their fault keeping the aliens a secret did they sexually assault you?
2007-02-09 05:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by texastycoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, you are lying, or make up another excuse or that sounds reasonable to believe or if you have proof that you were taken by aliens.
2007-02-09 09:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by T-Bob Squarepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you met ET on the way home , went for a few pints and the time just flew.
2007-02-09 05:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Rosie Posie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her you were abducted by aliens.
2007-02-09 09:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny guy 6 months lol not even a missing person report out
2007-02-09 08:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by gringoboy241 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing; you are still abducted
2007-02-09 05:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by The Controller 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You tell her she's now an object and not a person...
She is "the" wife...right?
2007-02-09 05:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by yellowmedia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her you went shopping and got on the wrong bus
2007-02-09 08:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't say anything. She probably never even noticed you were gone
2007-02-13 01:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋