One schoolkid even threw an onion at me this morning. What should I do? I don't want to be a cheeseburger. I preferred life as a human being.
2007-02-08 20:25:06 · 16 answers · asked by G P 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
write on your forehead "i am a human being"
2007-02-08 20:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is better to be a juicy cheeseburger than a human with no essence!!
When another schoolkid throws ketchup, well things are getting serious. If your prefer your life as a human being go wash your face and get through with the "I am a cheeseburger" statement.
2007-02-09 04:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ok thats funny here take my advice so you dont like being a cheeseburger(personally i would love to be one ) anyways this time write "i am a human" in your forehead and as Emeral the cook says BAM! when you wake up the next morning youll be back to your good old self and you could clobber that kid who trew onions at you.
ps you make me hungry
2007-02-09 04:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by A-nevergot_V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, are you a cheeseburger? Does the hamburgler track your every move? If not, then don't worry about it. Permanent marker does EVENTUALLY will wear off. How you "accidentally" wrote cheeseburgeron your forehead is the even bigger question.
2007-02-09 04:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The weird part of this is why a cheese burger and not a whopper or a big mac i feel we need to look at the bigger issue here
2007-02-09 04:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by dottydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple! Just add the word "NOT" in between the "am" and the "a".
Now it reads "I am NOT a cheeseburger".
Works every time.
2007-02-09 10:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by Monkey Puzzle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get an alcohol swab and a bottle of alcohol and wipe the ink off.Aren't you a little old to be in school with kids????Perhaps the police should be notified...
2007-02-09 04:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't judge it so early on - give it a good go.
Take yourself off to McDonalds and lie on the counter. Things could get more interesting after that...
Just remember to ask, "you want fries with that?"
2007-02-09 04:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Add "Without onions" to your forehead.
Plus add the line "In paradise"
It's a Jimmy Buffet song.
2007-02-09 04:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
See? Too much education ruins your life. I wrote D**khead on my forehead and I instantly got a promotion. (Immmigration Officer)
2007-02-09 04:36:29 · answer #10 · answered by zoomjet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh it off kid! Laugh at your own mistake (at least this kinds of mistakes) and the moment they find out that you are not bothered with their stupid jokes, they will leave you alone.
2007-02-09 04:36:28 · answer #11 · answered by galadriel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋