what "illness" did you have and why did you really need the day off?
2007-02-08 20:16:40 · 13 answers · asked by jlb 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yes every chance i get
if i am sick with a cold or something i will call in sick but i get 8 days a year even if i am not sick i will ring in sick and just relax at home
2007-02-08 20:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, it really is the stupidest maximum embarassing fake ill i have pulled! So, in English (1st era) i'm studying 4 the massive historic past attempt on the proper of the day. My beotch of a instructor confiscates my notes and says i will't have them again till eventually the proper of the day. I freak out, now i will't study. The nurses contained in the college hate me cuz I fake ill so many times, so i will't fake ill now. After my seventh era type, i'm left with a call: fail or ditch. i decide on to ditch. I conceal in a college bathing room (I nonetheless decide on to journey the bus residing house, i will't purely leave) for a lengthy time period. unexpectedly, a alarm is going off. I even ought to leave. there is this rule it really is needed to be with a form at the same time as outside in a drill, so this jack-*** instructor comes over to me and asks the position's my type. I lie and say I went to the nurses place of work and am going residing house ill. purely that 2d the nurses come as a lot as us and say in the different case. I freak out, i have been stuck. there is in hardship-free words one element left to do. I commence crying. The jack-*** instructor backs off and unexpectedly, a touch youngster falls and cuts his knee. The nurses rush over to him (thanks baby, whoever you're) and that i slip into the timber. once i'm particular it really is possibility-free to go back out, I sneak over and board the bus. we've a huge college and no man or woman yet my close friends understand that this occurred to me. i have discovered my lesson and could not in any respect ditch again. i will also not in any respect ever flow to the nurses place of work again and that i have been attempting to steer away from the jack-*** instructor. It grow to be the worst day of my existence, regardless of the reality that.
2016-12-03 22:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you think sick leave is for if not for sickies, you have to use them up, a good days fishing fixes most of my illnesses
2007-02-08 20:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by da rinse mode 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually claim something I ate, hint at diarrhea, or just state you really don't want to know (threatening a diarrhea story)
Usually it is really just stress, need more sleep (which sometimes is more stress) or been out drinking.
2007-02-08 20:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by JuanB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've claimed to have the flu before because my hubby just wanted to spend the day with me :)
2007-02-08 20:24:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had "woman troubles" hehehe believe they dont ask for details with that one ...and i needed the day off to keep from quitting my job cause i was seriously burnt out
2007-02-08 20:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have -- used stomach ache -- 2 weeks later they put me on nights - coincidence? I think not
2007-02-08 20:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i said i got food poisoning i cant come to work
real reason i was still drunk from the night before!
2007-02-08 20:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope. I actually stress myself do much that I REALLY get sick.
2007-02-08 20:18:57 · answer #9 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dehydration.... needed more alchohol
2007-02-08 20:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by Islander 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋