and out blasts a loud raunchy ripper. What do you do?
2007-02-08 16:36:41 · 31 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Try to rip another one ?
2007-02-08 16:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I run to the front of the store and jump on the check-out and grab the intercom mic and announce: "Customers! May I have your attention? Please evacuate the store in a safe and orderly manner. In aisle 5, I just let loose a gas bomb from the bowels of hell. You have one minute before you will be overcome by Satan's sulfuric blanket of gas!!! I had two bowls of fiber plus cereal and apologies go out to all who are affected. A hazmat team will meet you in the parking lot where you will be defumigated. You will be given an eye wash and a throat wash. I am sorry for the inconvenience!!"
2007-02-08 16:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Turn red as a tomato and act like nothing happened.
Here's one for you! I was at my sons Cub Scout meeting Monday and one of the fathers that used to be his soccer coach let out a 'silent killer' and I couldn't look him in the face-but I think I got a little big eyed...LMAO and we parted and walked in separate directions and we didn't talk to rest of the night.
2007-02-08 16:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by LS 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What could I do? It's out, isn't it? This reminds me of this guy that sits on my right in a couple of classes. I'm almost certain it's him that farts almost every class lately. I'm starting to wonder if people think it's me. Fortunately, his farts don't smell bad . . . they just make a fair amount of noise. Good night!
2007-02-08 16:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Prentend like it never happened, and probably leave the store. I would walk out cool though like it was no big deal.
2007-02-08 17:06:34 · answer #5 · answered by Betty R 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Laugh and then look around to see if anyone's in the vicinity. Then I hope it wasn't a shart.
2007-02-08 19:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blush bright red, and probably run. After getting whatever the item is, of course. I want my food!
2007-02-08 16:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Act as if nothing had happened. Unless of course I am with any member of my family then, of course we would howl with laughter to the point of tears.
2007-02-08 16:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by tooyoung2bagrannybabe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would probably laugh! Human bodies make the awful est noises! I would probably also call my daughter and tell her what I just did, then she would laugh with me!
2007-02-08 16:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OOH! I had that happen. I was lucky to have my jacket. I tied it around my waist and tried to look cool while my a** was exposed under my jacket! lol!
2007-02-08 16:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably look at the person next to me like they did it.
2007-02-08 16:39:55 · answer #11 · answered by ftballtwenty1 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋