Does Bush Suck???

Question

I say yes. What do you?

Answer 1

Bush saw bald Albanian "dough-men" in their demolition outfits stripping buildings and warehouses in Dallas. Dallas was being sacked by Albanians, so he invaded Iraq?

Duh, where is Albania? No, Bush, it is not anywhere near Iraq and they could not go there to fight America. It is not recognized by the UN, but it's between Greece and Yugoslavia on the Adriatic. Duh, that anywhere near Iraq?

I have been there. They don't have "crazy street signs" as Homeland Security says becuse they dont have streets or cars. Everyone walks everywhere. They don't believe in cars, baths, electricity, or runnnng water and everyone works until they are covered in eczema. It's a "communist country"!

The bleak Communist architecture doesn't have plumbing or running water in there. They ought to be kicked out of Dallas unless Dallas is "interested" in the Albanians' custom of strippping the petitions out of a house or warehouse to install a giant rat, that they milk as a "source of food for the collective."

This may not be in the encyclopedia, but Bush could have looked up the location and the language in the encyclopedia or almanac. The disregard or no knowledge of research methods points to the fact that Bush never went to school and grew up in the Mass. woods.

Duh, what is the language of Iraq? Is it similar to the language of those that are sacking and loting Dallas, Tex? Bush, you get a D -- the extra credit is for being our president, which is not easy.

Answer 2

Olive J: What the F.UCK are you talking about? Seriously... were you high?

And anyway, yes Bush sucks. Stupid question, really, because the entire world thinks that Bush sucks.

Answer 3

Bush is on his own when it comes to sucking. Words fail me when it comes to that one.

Answer 4

Well, sucking in that pretzel nearly did for him....

Answer 5

If by that you mean he is evil, yes.