If you had an anger-venting machine and it would provide anything you need to vent your anger......
What features would you put on it?
Where would you have it?
Anything special or fantastic about it?
*Please answer truthfully, but also appropriately (I want it rated PG here!)
2007-02-08 16:11:59 · 9 answers · asked by CoUnTrY mUsIc FrEaK-a-ZoId 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Other - Alternative
ANGER VENTING MACHINE
Features:
1. Able to connect to angering factor & deliver quick dosage of unconditional love to him/ her/it
2. No stain of anger remains
3. Works anywhere , anytime.
4. Tried and tested machine
Place to put the machine
1. In ur heart ...not in hurt.
Speciality of the machine
The machine benefits both, the person who send love and person who receives it....so win -win
2007-02-10 05:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be a punching bag that could withstand repeated roundhouse kicks. It would also be able to absorb extreme profanity yelled into an abyss. Since this is a fantasy, it would sense my anger and display the image of the person who pissed me off at that point so I could kick the crap out of them but still stay legal.
When I was done venting, it would say "Wow you really were pissed", and pour me a cold Pepsi so I could amp down.
2007-02-08 16:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by tranquility_base3@yahoo.com 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really don't need an anger-venting machine. Interesting idea though.
2007-02-13 08:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by lisateric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For my PG audiences, I would have some kind of virtual machine that took the form of anyone or anything that I was made at so I could yell at it and possibly hit it, although I'm sure the yelling would suffice.
2007-02-08 16:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by Logie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A dummy, make it look lk the person of thing i hate ?And lots of blasting music .Or play comidies .Anything to make me laugh .And i gd massage will do me gd(: and a scribble pen tht nvr runs out of ink .Some paint( Washable ) and let me express myself on the walls(: hahas >.<
2007-02-08 19:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by JojO(: 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would have several buttons for options such as:
punching bag
sound proof mouth piece (to scream my head off in)
an electronic writing board where I could write anything and it would magically erase when I calmed down
2007-02-08 16:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by california girl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to break loads of stuff esp. glass. I love the noise it creates and the infinite number of pieces that result.
I'd also like to set fire to things which are electrical. Wires burning emit a multitude of colors that are thrilling to watch.
2007-02-10 22:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by Nimish A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put an instant "Nestle Turtles Chocolate" dispenser on it with an additional "Ice Cream Soother" button. :)
2007-02-09 05:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by Miss M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an ash tray and a button for the exhaust....vent
2007-02-08 17:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋