Could spongebob be used as a contraceptive?

Answer 1

Yes! And he would be pineapple scented, too! In the wild west days, prostitutes used an orange half as a contraceptive, so why not a guy who is absorbent and lives in a pineapple?! LOL

Answer 2

WELL NOW U OUT DID YOURSELF! Who would of thought of innocent spongebob as a sperm picker upper! Since sponges R absorbant he really would make a better maxi pad, oh now thats sick too! I guess we could 1st spray him down with contraceptive foam, then he will look like a rabid spongebob! Now thats a good one!

Answer 3

HOTEL KERALA-FONIA On the road to Trivandrum Coconut oil in my hair Warm smell of avial Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a bright pink tube-light My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin I had to stop for a bite There he stood in the doorway Flicked his mundu in style And I was thinking to myself I don't like the look of his sinister smile Then he lit up a petromax Muttering "No power today" More Mallus down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia Such a lousy place, Such a lousy place (background) Such a sad disgrace, Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia Any time of year Any time of year (background) It's infested here It's infested here His finger's stuck up his nostril He's got a big, thick mustache He makes an ugly, ugly noise But that's just his laugh Buxom girls clad in pavada Eating banana chips Some roll their eyes, and Some roll their hips I said to the manager My room's full of mice He said, Don't worry, saar, I sending you meen karri, brandy and ice And still those voices were crying from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them pray Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia Such a lousy place, Such a lousy place (background) Such a sad disgrace Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia It is no surprise It is no surprise (background) That it swarms with flies The blind man was pouring Stale sambar on rice And he said We are all just actors here In Silk Smitha-disguise And in the dining chamber We gathered for the feast We stab it with our steely knives But we just can't cut that beef Last thing I remember I was writhing on the floor That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit, I am sure Relax, said the watchman This enema will make you well And his friends laughed as they held me down God's Own Country? Oh, Hell! (c) The Yeagles The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...

Answer 4

I got a violation notice for answering a question about Spongebob having sex with Sandy by saying that she wouldn't get pregnant if she rode him a la cowgirl, cuz then she'd be "on the Sponge."

So maybe I shouldn't answer this one....

(oops)

Answer 5

Nine months later you'll find out that Spongebob let you down.

Answer 6

Only if you want to make lots of spongebob babys smart boy then go right ahead !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

Ha Ha
Ewwwww
Just the thought!
Nope I don't think that would be a good idea. He can talk

Answer 8

Isn't he the wrong shape, it wouldn't fit right? right? I don't know never used the "sponge" before.

Answer 9

No way sponge is no good dont you know that stuff soaks up EVERYTHING

Answer 10

I suppose, and maybe make you a hamburger aferwards.