just for fun!
2007-02-08 15:49:17 · 14 answers · asked by DD07 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
Okay funny (and sadly true) story...
I knew this genius when i was in the high school band that always did really stupid stuff (i.e. stuck a paper clip in a wall socket to see if it would hurt (p.s. this guy was 16))
One night before a football game we were all sitting around BSing and one of the boys had super glue (for what reason i don't know) We were sitting around daring others to glue fingers together and whatnot, when someone asked that same question. Well, then it became a dare and genius decided to try it. So he disappeared into the changing room and came out with a thoroughly glued butt. (the glue bottle was empty) It was hilarius to watch him walk around. Unfortunately for him he had a harry butt and it was pulling. He went the whole game standing cause it hurt like the dickens to sit down. He had to go home that way and his mom had to use acetone to unfuse is cheeks. Its was soo funny. (for the rest of us)
Thanks for the question, I haven't thought about that guy in years.
2007-02-08 19:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by Kookie Momma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure
I suppose you could. Why you want to is beyond me though.
All you would have to do is get a tube and squirt it down - but be warned that if you do you're going to have to explain why you need 3 bottles of super glue remover to the checker at the hardware store.
Or you could take the cheap road and get very constipated for the next two weeks. Except then you would have to go to the hospital for a "Roto Rooter" job to get you running normally again.
Your best bet would be to not do it.
2007-02-08 16:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by Robert 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You certainly can!
There is a genuine reason why superglue sticks skin together better than anything else. Superglue was invented to quickly repair wounded soldiers during the vietnam war.
I wouldn't recommend gluing your butt together though - imagine explaining that one to the nurses in the casualty department!
2007-02-09 22:51:53 · answer #3 · answered by welshgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could do some serious damage by doing that. How about taking the high road and not getting revenge at all? That would be the grown up response to such a prank, wouldn't it?
2016-05-23 23:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i think its possible, but i dont see why you'd want to!
A long time ago in kindergarten, i was walkingin a store with my dad when i saw a bunch of grapes. i stopped, and without my dad noticing, i put them all in my butt.
i cried so hard that day.
turns out, they were jammed in good so i had to get them "laxatived out" at the hospital!
2007-02-08 15:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by Philosophizer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not only can you, but it sounds like its been done. Reminds me of the joke: what are a redneck's last words? Hey y'all, watch this....
2007-02-10 05:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by julie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Go ahead. The you can sht out yer ears!
2007-02-10 16:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it sticks your fingers together pretty well!!! for an ultimate stick try polystyrene cement...its like ultra strong superglue...it will CANE to get them unstuck though...it would be hillarious!!!
have fun!!!
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2007-02-08 16:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you could but you'd probably end up in the emergency room. dont do it. it wouldnt be fun.
2007-02-08 16:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by xx x 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Never heard of it happening before, try it and see - let us know how you go!!
2007-02-08 16:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by kell 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋