Kids say the darndest things! What is the darndest thing you ever heard a kid say?

Answer 1

my nephew (3yrs. old) was at day care and spilled juice on his pants and when the teacher went to change his pant he smacked her hand and said " I'm a boy , you cant see in down there". My sister and i thought it was so funny and at least we know we taught him well enough that people cant touch him certain places.

Answer 2

My 1st grader son was attempting to tell his teacher about the book we recently read together. There was a section where the animal's tentacles were tickled. My son stood there as soberly as can be and told his teacher about the animal having his testicles tickled.


My father-in-law was instructing the only granddaughter (His daughter's kid) that cute little girls should not pass gas. She just smiled at him and thought he was teasing her. Not realizing that he was very aggravated with her, she argued with him. And again he said that girls did not pass gas. The little girl said "yes they do, Mommy does all the time." I thought I would die laughing, My prim and proper sister-in-law (the girl's mother) turned about 50 shades of red and purple.
Kids will tell on you every time.

Answer 3

MY dad in many circumstances took us to breakfast at Biscuitville each and every morning to eat.And my dad might on occasion whinge if we asked for like egg and cheese biscuit,we had to get a butter biscuit and upload the jelly.So this actual morning we went via the force via line and placed our order and that they are asserting the full,and my brother happend to look interior the floor of our automobile and famous 3 pennies,so he seems up at my dad and places his hand out with the three pennies and says'breakfast is on me as we communicate daddy',lol it replaced into so wonderful. That replaced into like 20 years in the past and my dad nevertheless laughs at that..My brother replaced into like 3

Answer 4

My nephew was in the shopping centre, our local centre had just recruited workers from Africa to work as trolley boys.
He had never seen an African before and was surprised by the colour of his skin, he just yelled out 'Hey you black man!'
It was cute but I was so relieved the man didn't hear him, I would've been so embarrassed.
Btw, I'm not a racist so don't bite my head off.

Answer 5

When I was in Kentucky with my son we stopped at a truck stop and ordered some food from the counter. The lady asked me if we wanted it in or to go, I told her to stay, and she became all confused, my eight year old son told me in a very loud voice not to confuse the hillbilly.

Ouch!

Answer 6

Once I saw a little kid in the grocery store.She was behind her grandma and said Eww grandma your butt stinks.I had to walk away fast before I died laughing.

Answer 7

I was pushing my 4 year old grandson in a cart at Big Lots, the aisles were very crowded and my grandson yelled at me to take your teeth out again, I'll be your dentist. I ignored him so he stood up and yelled ooma! I said take your teeth out again!! I'm your dentist!!

Answer 8

while out shopping one day my daughter of 8 at the time saw a man with deformed arms an said out load mum whys that man got funny arms an pointing at him to make it worse. i didn't know what to do with my self but hurry out the shop...

Answer 9

In class a few years ago. No joke:

Teacher: Who can tell me what a florist is?
Kid (raised hand)
T: Yes, Tommy.
K: He's the guy who puts the tiles in your floor.

adult laughter in room...

Answer 10

my daughter at wal-mart the other day. there was an indian lady behind us with that dot on her head. my 2 year old kept pointing at it and saying, "owie" and wanting to kiss it