2007-02-08 15:34:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Consumer Electronics ➔ Cell Phones & Plans
1. First, use Verizon Wireless (that's the phone service the Lord uses)
2 Next, make sure that you enter the message without actually pressing the buttons.
3 Kill a chicken, spread the blood in a pentagram.
4 Wait.. was that the Lord of Evil you were trying to contact?
5 Wash, Rinse, and Repeat.
2007-02-08 15:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by Boberella 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Easy wire your mobile phone directly to 240volts of electricity, then type message and then sit in a bath full of water, place phone under the surface and press send.
2007-02-08 15:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by visyboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Never Never Land
2007-02-08 15:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's called praying! You get down on your knees and by that time he already knows what you need.
2007-02-08 15:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by ann m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woah. Enough said.
2007-02-08 15:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by Oh, It's, Ohhhh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw your phone at a priest
2007-02-08 15:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1-800-HEAVEN
possibly
but, like any other celebrities, i don't think he gives out his personal information
2007-02-08 15:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No need. Think it and He knows.
His reply is greater yet...
2007-02-08 15:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by Aaron 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have got to kidding,everyone knows that
2007-02-08 15:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't you gotta pray
2007-02-08 15:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by allie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋