2007-02-08 15:11:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You gotta be crazy, you gotta chalk your pool cue.
You gotta sleep on Britney Spears, and when you're on the hump,
You gotta be able to pick out Donald Trump with your ears peirced.
And then moving in silently, all latex gloves and KY jello,
You gotta strike when the poodle is hot without thinking.
And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the bronze wig, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to take the mickey mouse club
And thrash them good, and thats the rub.
2007-02-09 00:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donald Trump styles his hair with the "jello" that comes out of Britney Spears' "poodle," after an encounter with a pool cue, and I wouldn't touch him even if I were wearing latex gloves.
2007-02-09 07:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donald Trump put Jello on the Pool CUe as he slapped Britney Spears who was putting Latex gloves on her Poodle
2007-02-08 17:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by -------- 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Donald Trump, the notorious germaphope, quickly sat down his Jello eating poodle, put on his latex gloves and handed a frisky Britney Spears the lubricated pool cue.
2007-02-08 15:20:34 · answer #4 · answered by Rahab 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Donald Trump, Jello, Britney Spears, Poodle, Latex Gloves & Pool Cue are all stupid people!
2007-02-08 15:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Donald Trump wore latex gloves while eatting jell-o with the poodle and watching Britney Spears pleasureing herself with a pool cue in one hand and a beer in the other.
2007-02-09 07:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by ╣♥╠ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donald trump rubbed jello all over Britney spears's poodle while wearing latex gloves and using the pool cue for him self.
2007-02-08 15:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by misskrissy85 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Britney Spears was not only declared an unfit mother to her children, but to her poodle, and the dog was taken to a shelter. Donald Trump felt sorry for her so decided to give her her own show at one of his casinos. She will be riding a pool cue lubed with jello. Since she IS Britney Spears, clean up after the show requires wearing latex gloves.
2007-02-08 15:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by ididElvis 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Donald Trump, being such a good Samaritan and all, helped Britney Spears remove a pair of latex gloves from her poodle's butt with a pool cue , using jello as a lubricant.
2007-02-08 15:16:19 · answer #9 · answered by spitonapit 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Briteny Spears had Sex with Donald Trump but they didn't have a condom so they used latex gloves. Britney's poodle watched the whole time. Donald was as hard as a pool cue but the rest of him felt like Jello.
2007-02-08 15:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋