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Hatcher is so slow!!

2007-02-08 14:48:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Hockey

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I am a serious Flyers fan and I think that Mike Rathje is way slower than Hatcher.

2007-02-09 10:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rob 2 · 0 0

His name is Nik Antropov of the Leafs. At least Hatcher can skate forwards and backwards. Antropov falls. The only thing that he's good at is a hard shot. That's it. At least another bad skater, Yanic Perrault, can win face-offs. Antropov can't even do that. But it's no surprise that the Leafs can't trade him because the most he's worth is a cheeseburger with no cheese.

On a side note, was that a bad pun or a good one? lol

2007-02-08 16:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Can't think of any players but here are some things that are slower than D.H.

1) Evolution.
2) Any government branch approving pay cuts for themselves.
3) Britney Spears brain synapses.
4) Growing trees.
5) Tree Sloth.

2007-02-09 03:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0 0

His "TURN-A-ROUND & FALL-DOWN" style of defense was fine in the old NHL because he could make up for his inability by overpowering players in front of the net or going into the corners.
In today's NHL where skill alone determines play and "bullying" is a thing of the past, he's gone the way of the Dodo

2007-02-09 01:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by Joe Crow 2 · 0 0

Brashear is pretty slow as well.

So was Jason Alison. He hasn't played this year. But last season was with the Leafs.
I Saw him in a shootout last year and I went upstairs to get a beer just as he was touching the puck at centre ice. Grabbed a sandwich as well and hurried back downstairs just in time to see him reaching the blueline.
Now that's slow!

2007-02-08 16:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by Dig Em 3 · 1 0

Scott Hartnell by means of a protracted very long mile. i would not be stunned if i'm a extra effective skater than him in my 14 years of skating. next time you watch the Flyers watch him. He needs to crash into the boards to end, it relatively is even spoke of on penalty photographs. He had one previously this year he controlled to cave in so as to end. GOD HE SUCKS!

2016-12-17 12:42:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

hatcher had a dead man's ligament installed in his leg he still plays like it as well. good career as a traffic cop though

2007-02-08 16:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by sshueman 5 · 0 0

Hal Gill of the Toronto Maple Leafs is pretty bad skater too.



GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2007-02-08 19:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Beefy skaters can't brawl so much anymore. They watch these young and lean skaters zip by them in disgust.

Let them eat cake!!! and end their careers dutifully...

2007-02-08 16:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by 3dot3dash3dot 3 · 0 0

All of the above + Hall Gill.

2007-02-08 19:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by mislanaday 4 · 1 0

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