Humorous Valentine's Day card expressions?

Question

What are some funny, flirty valentine's day expressions to send with flowers?

Answer 1

This is a bit grown up- i got it when i was 22 from a guy friend- however inappropriate- i couldn't stop laughing!


Roses are red
Violets are sweet
i cant wait to bend you over
and give you some meat!


I know- very inappropriate- but gosh it was funny!


How about
" The only thing I wanted for valentines I will get when you get home tonight."

Make sure you have a nice sexy pair of PJ's for them to have on for you in a box.