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well i've had a few different jobs and my grandma has died at least 4 times!

2007-02-08 14:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hadn't done this HUGE report for my chemistry class. I told my teacher that I wanted to talk to him after class. When everyone left, I burst into fake tears, my specialty, and told him that my friend had died from a meth overdose. Although it had really happened, it was years past. I used that excuse for years. I feel bad now, but I was a dumb teenager, what can I say? I got punished in a way because I had to talk to the school counselor for the rest of the year. But, I totally got an extension on my paper. It was so awesome.

2007-02-08 21:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not to sure about biggest but I have heard the lamest. I was a Teamleader at a bumper factory and had a call in due to a hang nail.

2007-02-08 21:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Death in the family, 2 or 3 times a year. My poor grand dad takes it most of the time. The man passed away before I was born. Yea I will rot in hell but I haven't been busted,,,,,,, yet!

2007-02-08 22:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by daffy 2 · 0 0

I was late for school in like 1st grade cause my mom drops me off at school thens lets me go play right? Then she drives off... welll...
I saw a butterfly and followed it... then the bell rang... i heard it.... but I liked the butterfly better so I followed it for like 10 minutes until it flew off... then I didnt get to play on the playground so I played on the playground for a while until the P.E. class came out in like 30 after I followed the butterfly... they saw me and brought me back to my class... i told my teacher that i got abducted by aliens and they dropped me bac at school after the bell rang and i didnt know it rang yet so I played on the playground.... lol

2007-02-08 21:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by Amandaaa(: 2 · 0 0

I hate it when i have a b/f and i'm trying to get a little umm attention and he says "Not tonight honey, i am too tired"! What guy actually says that? lol

2007-02-08 21:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by blueidgirl 4 · 0 0

was late for work - like a day late - told the boss the dog ate my car keys and had to wait for them

2007-02-08 21:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by Your Angel 6 · 0 0

My dog ate my homework!!!

2007-02-08 21:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0 0

my dog ate my homework

2007-02-08 21:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by KRIS 7 · 0 0

Wasn't even there

2007-02-08 21:55:12 · answer #10 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 0 0

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