What is the craziest thing you've done at work?

Question

I'm at work and bored out of my mind. What is the craziest thing you've ever done in the workplace? I need some bad influence. ;)

A note for "Living in Korea" - that is freakin' awesome! That's a tough one to beat. Can someone tell me where to find a big, oversized, pizza-handling spatula please? Been trying to turn my manager into a puff of smoke with my eyes but this sounds better. She happens to drink coke...

Answer 1

Three words: Mouse Ball Hockey.

Mouse balls probably aren't as readily available in the day of those laser mouses, but it's a good diversion and the balls are easy to remove if you can find a traditional computer mouse. We laid a trash can on its side on either end of the room and whacked them with those really stiff cardboard rolls newsprint comes on, field hockey style.

Answer 2

When i worked night shift at a subway sandwich shop i smoked pot in the refridgerator only to be caught by a customer opening the door lmao that was located in the back of the store

Answer 3

I used to work part-time at Domino's Pizza in Mililani, Hawaii. (Main Island of Oahu)

There was this young lady who could not sing, but instead, screeched as loud as she could, for as long as she could.

(She actually thought she could sing.)

I continually asked her to stop trying to sing; she would continue her screeching at the top of her lungs.

There came a time when her screechings hurt my eardrums.

Without my thinking about it, I immediately picked-up the big Spatula-type utensil (for taking Pizzas out of the oven), reached over the counter-top, and smacked her across the head with it.

(It was also at this time she had raised the can of Coke to take a swallow.)

Imagine the "pain" she went through when she forcefully exhaled fizzy Coca-Cola out her nostrils. The Coke sprayed out her nostrils, running down the front of her shirt.

Answer 4

the hardest part of my job is acting like I care

Answer 5

Had Sex