If you had kids and had to leave them with either Mike Tyson or Michael Jackson who would you choose?

Question

It's a hypothetical question so don't say neither. IF you had kids and IF you had no choice but to leave your kids with either Tyson or Jackson then "neither" would not be an option.

Answer 1

Mike Tyson - just in case MJ showed up, he could take him out

Answer 2

Mike Tyson

Answer 3

Mike Tyson

Answer 4

Mike Tyson... He has kids. And as far as I know, he hasn't molested any of them. I'd rather my child come back without an ear than get *** raped by Michael.
Wait, Tyson was the one that bit off the ear, right? Yeah I think so.

Answer 5

Tyson, hands down. He actually does presentations to schools and kids in trouble, I think his heart is in the right place, he just has issues.

Jackson is a total freaking pedophile, no way he'd get near my kids... well, let me rephrase that. If I only had girls I'd leave them with him, they'd be just fine.
SOB should be in jail, just bought his way out of it every time.

Answer 6

Well Tyson would bite off there ear and Jackson would bite off there penis,so I'd say Tyson.

Answer 7

I would have to say Mike Tyson because he would not abuse the kids..

Answer 8

I hate to say it but Mike Tyson. At least he isn't a pedophile.

Answer 9

mike tyson. I think mike just goes bizzerk over women and other boxers. Michael jackson is a pedophile, so no way

Answer 10

Well, I'd leave my kids w/MJ because they'd be little black kids and he wouldn't be sexually interested in them. The kids would have fun too. With Tyson, he'd scare them to death.