These are a few of my (un)favorite things. What are yours?

Question

1) When people hold things in their mouth, like tickets or receipts (haven't they heard of pockets?)
2) When people say "how are we" when they mean "how are you"
3) When fat people stick one leg out behind them when they bend over (looks like a move in ballet)
4) When women put two fingers to your lips, to indicate they don't want to listen to what you're trying to say (what a cliche)
5) When women stick a finger into their mouth, to indicate something you just said makes them want to throw up (again, what a cliche. If you feel like throwing up, you don't need a finger)

Answer 1

1) People that are going slow and then speed up when you try to overtake them on the highway
2) People that don't let you into their lane in traffic (i mean it's going to add an extra 3 SECONDS to their trip, heaven forbid!)
3) My Mother. Doesn't provide for us like a mother should and selfishly stays with our step-father (forcing us to live in the same house as him) even though he has previously been arrested for feeling up my sisters and I. Plus she is a weak-willed airhead.
4) Getting up in the morning to find there is NO food or milk in the house for breakfast and coffee.
5) People who don't train their goddamn dogs, and let them do whatever they want like lick the benchtops and plates etc. Disgusting!!
6) Closed minded, ignorant, stubborn fools who will argue a point to death even though they don't have any real knowledge of what they're talking about.
7) Society's dependence on drugs and alcohol to have a good time. It really irks me that nobody can just spend time with each other without getting trashed anymore.
8) And as someone else said, people who leave their sunglasses on when you're trying to talk to them, or who wear them indoors. It is so incredibly rude, and disconcerting.
Hmm, there are more but I don't want to seem like a cranky-pants ; )

Answer 2

1) People.

2) When my friends say that they are "totally going to fail this test" and then they end up getting a perfect score.

3) HeadOn commercials.

4) People that talk in 3rd person. Example- Joan says, "I think Joan needs to go take a nap!"

5) Slippery roads.

5.5) When you lean against the bleachers at school and your hand meets a "booger4later."

6) Cheap toilet paper.

7) When my class mates text message during class. Why don't they just go talk to that person. Unless it is life or death, IT CAN WAIT!

Answer 3

People who accellerate on the freeway while resting the left foot on the break pedal.
Movies that come out with all kinds of hype and are total crap.
Country Music
People trying to convice the world the United States is not trying to get the Oil and just the oil out of Iraq.
The Mortgage industry.

Answer 4

1. Pedophiles
2. Child Abusers, Abusive People in general
3. Halitosis.... Bad Breathe
4. Bad Parents... with out of control kids
5. Ignorance, Intolerance and Racist
6. The man or woman at the gym who forgot that extra dash of deoderant... Are you glad that you're Sure?
7.Too many things to list

Answer 5

Kitty not a lot gets to me except the media every time they open their mouth haha
your NO 4 & 5 would ping me off I don't do that myself & I'm a female
NO 4 would be a control freak

Answer 6

1. Boogers or gum under the table
2. Funky smells in public toilets
3. Unshaved armpits
4. Pubic hairs on a bar of soap
5. Muffin tops showing on top of jeans that are too tight
6. Cellulite
7. Racism
8. Having stretchmarks
9. Eating by myself sometimes
10. Mean people who try to verbally abuse you on the street when you don't give them money.

Answer 7

1. Loose gravel.
2. My co-worker who is friggin' INSANE. Die already, wouldja?
3. My husband who makes me prepare him toast in the morning.
4. My husband who seems unable to operate the microwave and believes I'm there to serve him food.
5. Washing my cat's butt.
6. Sharing my bed with my cat, the bed hog.
7. People who are extremly shy, meek, humble, self-effacing...grow an opinion and smile once already!

And last but NOT (trust me) least: End users!

Answer 8

1. short weekends 2. goodbyes 3. tunafish 4. my brother being hyper 5. my parents getting mad at me 6. people being disappointed in me 7. made to do things I hate like fasting 8. naked people 9. a lot of cussing 10. too much sex

Answer 9

People that say "um" a lot.

People that don't know their personal space boundaries (standing too close to someone etc.)

People that get all butt hurt over questions and answers, common it's just entertainment on line.

This list could go on forever!

Answer 10

I know you have a longer list than that
so lets get them up there
please tell us all of them
make another question with more of yours

good luck
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