Easiest and quickest way for Suicide? Serious answers please.?

Question

I'm not suicidal, I'm very happy, as a matter of fact, I'm too happy. I've seen every old person in my life suffer excruciatingly in a hospital because of some pathetic reason that they won't let them die peacefully as it is considered wrong. Recently my grandma was denied food for 5 days before she finally passed away and was eating sleeping pills like candy in the hospital. It's disgusting the way they let old people die.

I want to know, because if the time comes that me or my wife are in a hospital and ready to die. If the time is right and we are both old enough(75+) and our children are grown up and on their own. We can make the choice that we desire, and our family will respect our wishes and understand. It is selfish to want to keep a miserable old person who is alone and suffering alive just so you can visit them in the hospital every sunday to make yourself feel better.

Even though this is still a 40 year possibility in the future, what is the quickest, easiest way?

Let me add, I'd rather it not be bloody. Something peaceful on a yacht is what we would prefer. I'd rather not have to endure seeing her doing something..graphic, and vice versa. We aren't into drugs so we don't know what kind of drug could do something quick and painlessly. Cyanide? Anyways, ignorant in that subject, obviously.

Answer 1

If you're still here it's because God's not done with you yet. He'll take you when it's your time, and if you take that time into your own hands you're leaving something important unfinished in your life.

Answer 2

that is a hard question to answer. a gun in the mouth works fairly quickly and effectively, but you risk major brain damage if you end up living. Jumping off of a building is pretty good too, but again, the consequences of living through it are horrific. sleeping pills if taken in a large enough quantity can be the easiest and least painful. this is also fairly unreliable and the easiest for medical personnel to reverse.
a good hanging will work, just make sure you get the knot and the length of rope correct,because a botched attempt could be painful and again leave you severely injured and brain damaged.

hope that helps
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after seeing your additional details i have the perfect solution; drowning. you chain and handcuff yourselves to the bunks in your yacht and sink it...well you will probably have to do something to cause the yacht to sink and then handcuff yourselves

Answer 3

Lot's of sleeping pills followed by an entire bottle of Acetaminophen,,I would not recommend it though-but i have read how alot of people have killed themselves this way