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Of course! We talk to each other a lot. Here at the Hidden Urban Gnome Reserve & Sanctuary in Minneapolis ( http://www.geocities.com/gnome_reserve ), we even have support groups and counseling. We don't talk to Humans very often, though - past experience has shown that Humans become frightened when we speak (or even move). Polite, considerate Gnomes know it's mean to scare Humans by speaking to them, or moving in front of them, so we try to stand still if we've been spotted. It makes for calmer Human - Gnome relationships.

2007-02-09 06:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Gnome R 2 · 0 0

No, but have you ever had a conversation with a lawn gnome.

2007-02-08 09:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by 2sexy4u 2 · 0 0

Tried talking to on one time, I was going out of my way to be friendly to him. He never said a word and when I said goodbye and turned to go, I didn't actually see him do it but I swear he threw a turd at me. I mean I don't know who else could have done it. I won't be going out of my way to try and talk to any more lawn gnomes I don't believe!

2007-02-08 09:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

maximum allergic reaction pill reason hallucination. One time I talked about a real massive spider. One time on acid I talked about rainbow colored insects crawling in the course of the ceiling. the finest hallucinations i have had were from sinus infections not drugs. I considered walls melt and that i talked about faces popping out of timber.

2016-12-03 22:12:12 · answer #4 · answered by cottom 4 · 0 0

Talking to one is something people will do, having a conversation is quite another thing. If you are serious, try during a full moon...

2007-02-08 09:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 0 0

I've tried but they always tend to have the most vulgar mouths so I normally just ignore them now and concentrate my conversational skills on the pink flamingos.

2007-02-08 09:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

nope, i only had a fight with one, resulted in an headless gnome and a distraught parent, oh well

2007-02-08 09:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by pixoncoke 4 · 0 0

Sole, choke times!

2007-02-08 09:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by talofa lava 2 · 0 0

No, those little things creep me out. I just know that one is going to pop out and attack me one day

2007-02-08 09:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 2 · 0 0

yea believe it or not they are a lot better listeners than humans but they dont like talkin much

2007-02-08 09:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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