Or are they all claiming unemployment benefit?
2007-02-08 09:13:16 · 20 answers · asked by mcfifi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They don`t do a stroke of work, they are idle good-for -nothings. They just stand in the field and talk to the crows and field mice and the rabbits; and they are the very things they are put there to scare away. As soon as it gets dark, they are off to the nearest barn for a kip and a tumble in the hay with Aunt Sally. It is absolutely immoral and somebody ought to put a stop to the way they carry on. I am appalled at their behaviour, and I`ve told Farmer Giles about it too, but he won`t do anything to stop them. I am now considering reporting them all to Tony Blair! That`ll serve them right!
2007-02-08 16:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they do. Many birds do not have the eyesight clarity that us humans have and believe that the scarecrow is a human or another animal form and don't approach the land they protect.
2007-02-08 09:17:11 · answer #2 · answered by kevski1977 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if crows are sitting on it implies either 1 of 2 things:
1)scarecrows do not work
2) need a better scarecrow :)
2007-02-08 09:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they scare the feck outa me and im not a poor defenceless crow.......And shame on you! Farmers, using the unemployed to do your dirty work.... how would you like to be tied to a stake in a field for months on end? then again you probebly would you perverts.....
2007-02-08 09:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by wang eyed lil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are a bunch of workshy fops!! They hang out in fields in their jumble sale best drinking scrumpy all day and are all scared of the jolly green giant!!!
2007-02-08 10:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Andielep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they scare the hell out of me. how can anyone wear clothes 6 years out of date???? it would be wrong to assume unemployment benefit, i think incapacity benefit would be more likely
2007-02-08 09:17:36 · answer #6 · answered by gina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the wife is outside nothing comes near, so yes they do work
2007-02-08 09:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i'v got one in my bedroom and i aint never seen a crow in there , so i suppose the answer is yes !!
2007-02-08 09:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They got the sack for standing around all day.
2007-02-08 09:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do. Damned shame the going rates are chicken feed ;)
2007-02-08 09:20:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋