sent the other half out to clear the path of snow, is it going to snow again tonight?

Question

IF SO SHOULD I NOW SEND HER BACK OUT TO PUT SALT ON IT????????

Answer 1

Nah, just give her another warm jacket and send out every hour to check and clear as required

Answer 2

No, it's not going to snow tonight but the fallen snow will turn to ice. So in the morning ask your other half to walk down the path before you. If she falls you know which slippery patches to avoid.

Answer 3

The polar bears are all nervously pacing and giving interviews to the liberal media about their plight and right that's London with all that beautiful clean snow. Wait a minute... those polar bears are actors and the interviews are all pretend.

Answer 4

It IS going to snow tonight - but perhaps it's YOUR turn to lug the salt around.

Answer 5

Absolutely, it's supposed to freeze overnight that will cause all sorts of chaos to her shuvvled pathway, get the salt out ASAP!

Answer 6

She might be wiser putting the salt on YOU...or leaving you in the snow.

Answer 7

Sounds about right to me and no need for a coat as if she puts some effort into it they she will stay warm. If you don't keep them busy they can start to get lazy.

Answer 8

if you don't think she would mind to much would you ask her to bag some up and send it to me . as my kids are well disappointed because it did not snow here .

Answer 9

oo youre such a charmer-im in north west and weve only had about 10 skingy flakes all day

Answer 10

If you put down salt on your drive and someone comes along and slips on it, after you have salted it, they can sue you.