what do you do if you have an itchy bum when you are surrounded by people? i usually pretend im putting something into my back pocket!
2007-02-08 07:05:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Confusions says man with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger
2007-02-08 07:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by GMILF in training 1 · 8⤊ 3⤋
hide in a corner like a loser and theen scratch your bum. i get that during school and cos the chairs are hard i move on my seat and then i say to the teacher and the other students that i'm trying to find something in my pocket!!
2007-02-08 16:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Itchy bum=worms, carry on putting your hand in your pocket to scratch, then you wont spread the worms to others. Tape worms can grow really really long in your tummy
2007-02-08 15:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on if you are talking surface or deep. For a surface itch that would work fine - an excellent cover in fact - but for those deep, persistent itches a nice concrete ledge or table edge is required - that is bloody hard to cover up ....
2007-02-08 15:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by zappafan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk nonchalauntly up to your nearest tree/wall and go to town on that bum scratching.
2007-02-08 15:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never get an itchy bum...
...my personal hygiene sees to that.
2007-02-10 15:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by knowitall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Itchy bum - worms mate :)
2007-02-08 15:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try to wipe good enough while still on the pot.
Wa La
No itchy bum!
2007-02-08 15:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by Dumpster Diver aka "DD" 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I try and move around to ease it, but if that's not possible, then I'll just try to keep a straight face while I squirm on the inside.
2007-02-08 15:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you loudly announce you have an itchy bum and that you are going to scratch it...they will all look away.
2007-02-08 15:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Just scratch any body that looks r pervs
2007-02-12 14:40:27 · answer #11 · answered by I'm Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋