2007-02-08 06:51:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Coat your entire kitchen in dough... it will sooth the savage beast!
2007-02-08 06:57:28 · answer #1 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it a good old fashioned smack-down with a hammer. Knocked the rabies right out of mine anyway. Sometimes you have to threaten them with being deported back to where they came from before they worked for you.
2007-02-08 06:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit Yahoo Customer Care over their big heads!
2007-02-08 06:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it loose in the kitchen. Hopefully, when it's worn itself out, & it's safe to come back, it should have a 3-course meal prepared for you!!!
2007-02-08 07:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go after it with a cast iron fry pan
unless it's one of those marble rolling pins, in which case, RUN!!!
2007-02-08 06:55:10 · answer #5 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back slowly away towards the nearest door. Do not make eye contact, as this will only enrage it further.
2007-02-08 06:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Batter it off the doorstep, then leave it out in the cold
2007-02-08 06:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roll over
2007-02-08 06:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i heard somewhere to subdue vicious kitchenware with hamsters...
dont have a hamster? try a fly swatter.
2007-02-08 06:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by cryingtree1979 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put it in the drawer and duct tape it shut!
2007-02-08 06:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋